| 00:00 - 00:03 | What club team |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | plays their football |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at Selhurst park |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tom |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | you're up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Crystal Palace |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That's a point for me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dan Wolfe |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | tell him the scores |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Duffy -1, Art 0, Paddy 0 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Tom 2 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Diskin, O'Grady, anyone with a weak stomach - leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm going to bed |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | unless you give me the point |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | bed, I swear |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | bed now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | with my teddy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and you |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | bastards wont stop me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | bastards |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You did get a negative point |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | negative poins! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | the unseeded tennis player |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Boris fucking becker |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | the last time |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you pricks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | get one over |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | on Tom Cambridge |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you all |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | treat me like a prick |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | it's an anti-cork bias |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm going to |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my bed - my bed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Pricks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dan fucking wolfe |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you screwed me over for the last time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You won't see me at a quiz again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | sports, or general knowledge |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm going to bed |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you'll all miss me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Noreen, he won't actually come to bed |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | selhurst park |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I remember Firminos late winner it looked like it would be |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | a draw |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I won't go to bed |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but I'll bitch and moan |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and bitch and moan |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | all day tomorrow again |
