| 00:00 - 00:03 | Let's make a plan for the coming days |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I came across this map |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | showing all the hidden gems |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should start with a lap at Lower stranda river |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In the evening we do train station run from Reimegrend |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And after that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We are ready for Teigdal and Myrk? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My dear friend |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stones |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is nothing but stones in those rivers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And there is no rain in the forecast |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you do not paddle Prijon, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Now you need to man up! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Stop being pussies and go for the steep stuff |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Frolicking around Stranda and Raundalen with your slice boats |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are you gonna join the pool session aswell? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Get yourself a Skuxx and say |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I would have joined but I only brought this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I see wankers doing that all over the place |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A real man would send it no matter what! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My friend there is simply no water to get down |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that really your excuse, you scared chicken shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My friend we can also go bike Storåsen |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Enought of your stupid ideas, chicken shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we leave now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is why we got the Prijon boats |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To be able to send it even if its not prime |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just like they did back in the days |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | nowdays it's all about content-friendly flow |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Steezy boofs, no touching rocks and do a line twice just to get it perfect |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You probably sit down and piss aswell |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Listening to R&B crap and portage more than Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This girlie stuff has to stop |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You are kayakers, not raftguides |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now show me some plugs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You even dare to mention biking Storåsen in the kayak capital of Voss |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As if that would really be an option, I have been there myself |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Burms so worn you can barely see them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and just as it starts to go downhill |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | it turns into a flat xc track for half a kilometer |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't listen to him, Storåsen is dope |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Then I rather get a fucking slice boat |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just to be able to dip my back and head in the freezing water |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Is that it? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And roll, on class 2 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will still paddle Prijon, no stupid hipster boat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Buy poogies and a neopren cap |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And join the pool session |
