| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, this is the VFW rules committee meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have decided that Crown Park is a shit hole. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And there are so many other good courses in the area we could play. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We believe our boys could easily afford $35 or more each week |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Sometimes, they might even go for 40 bucks if the conditions are good. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW MUCH IT COSTS... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'D PAY 40 BUCKS A WEEK JUST TO PLAY WITH MY COMRADE BUDDIES.... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But mein Fuhrer... it's... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lew |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lew is THE MAN who makes all the arrangements each week...... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And never gets the respect he deserves! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want all of you to clear the room except IPC Camera, Commander Kevin, Farley, and the rest of the rules committee. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PUSSIES? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | EVER SINCE DEIBLER JOINED US, IT'S ALL FUCKED UP! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EVERY WEEK, YOUR MONDAY LEAGUE HAS BEEN PLAGUED WITH RAIN AND SHITTY WEATHER. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | EVERY FUCKING WEEK WE WAIT FOR AN EMAIL FROM LEW LETTING US KNOW WHETHER OR NOT WE'RE PLAYING! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and I'M GETTING TIRED OF PLAYING IN THAT CESSPOOL CALLED CROWN PARK! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IT'S A MUDHOLE! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO PACK MY GOLF SHOES OR MY SHOWER SHOES! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND IT'S ALWAYS CARTPATH ONLY IN THAT SHITHOLE. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WE MIGHT AS WELL BE PLAYING IN A FRIGGIN' SWAMP! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT SIR, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP COSTS DOWN.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I TOLD YOU, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE COSTS....I JUST WANT TO PLAY GOLF |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BUT CROWN PARK IS A BARGAIN |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BARGAIN? SURE, IT'S A BARGAIN....SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE GRASS ON THE FAIRWAYS OR SAND IN THE FRIGGIN' TRAPS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S A SHIT COURSE... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | SHIT COURSE. I CAN'T REMEMBER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHEN MY BALL ACTUALLY SAT UP IN A FAIRWAY ON THAT SHITHOLE COURSE. IT'S NEVER IN GOOD SHAPE. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IT'S ALWAYS WET ON THAT COURSE..AND I'M TIRED OF CART PATH ONLY! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THE COURTESY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | OF COMING TO THE VFW CANTEEN AFTER THEY PLAY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | TO HAVE A BEER WITH THEIR BUDDIES SO THAT WAGERS CAN BE SETTLED UP! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND THEN YOU HAVE SOME LOW HANDICAPPERS WHO DON'T WANT TO SPEND FIVE FUCKING BUCKS TO BE IN THE REGULAR HANDICAP POOL |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | BUT WANT TO BE ONLY IN THE FUCKING BIRDIE POOL. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | WELL, AFTER THIS BULLSHIT QUARANTINE IS OVER |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WE'VE GOT TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS ON MONDAY MORNINGS. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | LET'S HELP LEW TO FIND MORE GOLF COURSES |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND GET A GOOD PRICE TOO! WE CAN AFFORD FUCKING 35 DOLLARS. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | LET'S MAKE SURE WE SUPPORT THE POST EACH WEEK! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHEN THE CANTEEN OPENS, LET'S EAT LUNCH |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND HAVE A COLD ONE TOGETHER. ONE MORE THING... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THAT BIRDIE POOL NEEDS TO BE FAIR |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | MAYBE you'll get some tips, Angie. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | DAVE LOW.....SHOOTS A 79 WITHOUT ANY BIRDIES? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | how could that happen? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | RAFTERY, PIKE AND OTHERS ALWAYS |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | BUY A ROUND WHEN THEY WIN. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | SO, I want everyone pay their $10 to enter the weekly contests and COME TO THE V AFTER EACH ROUND! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And stop breaking Lew's balls! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The poor bastard puts up with all this shit. |
