| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the Schlieffen plan is ready to begin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have moved the troops over |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. However... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | most importantly, your IB results have been released |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | today and you can access them at your computer lab. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am not worried, I only need to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | pass to get my Diploma |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | sir, you got a 1 on your IB HL History exam |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and that prevents you from getting your Diploma |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who took SL History, please leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I SCORED A ONE!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SPENT TWO YEARS IN THIS PROGRAM AND I DON"T EVEN GET A DIPLOMA |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I RESCHEDULED THE INVASION OF POLAND TO FINISH MY EE!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO LEARN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE CAUSES OF WWII? I INVADED |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CZECHOSLOVAKIA, POLAND AND FRANCE IN LESS TIME! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How did I even get a 1!?!?!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I even answered "Was Hitler a master-planner or opportunist?" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, you had to include historiography |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HISTORGRAPHY!?!?! DO YOU THINK THE STUPID EXAMINERS KNOWS BETTER THAN ME BETTER THAN MYSELF |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, it was clearly stated in the mark scheme. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Contact the SS to kill those who created the IB! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I took 6 subjects, CAS, EE AND TOK just to |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | just to fail this stupid program. I even fed my people and reduced unemployment for CAS hours. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you know how many hours I spent reading "A Streetcar Named Desire"? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do you remember how many hours I spent on my Biology IAs!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ALL that effort spent is WASTED!!! WASTED, because of a stupid history exam |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and why did we even need to learn about the stupid communists?? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Mao, Lenin, Stalin, Castro... they are tiny specks in history compared with my regime |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and learning about Stalin's rise to power, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | it was worst than eating dinner and signing the Nazi-Soviet Pact with him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and don't even get me started on |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Castro and his "state" |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS "How did education both help and hinder the integration of minorities" anyways?? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MINORITIES ARE INFERIOR BEINGS WHO ARE NOT TO BE INTEGRATED!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What could I even write for the questions |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "In 1924 Hitler wrote: "The masses of the population are more affected by rhetoric than any other forces. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All great governments are popular movements." To what extent to you agree with this assertion? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Of course I agree with this statement, I wrote it!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he didn't answer that question in the exam |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | People even called me pro-feminist because I was reading "The World's Wife" |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't believe I got a 1 for HL history.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I should have taken ESS instead and get that easy 7 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I was even predicted a 5, I got 20/20 for every Hitler essay, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't believe those stupid IB examiners think they know my policies better than I do.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just wanted to get my Diploma.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lets invade Switzerland for creating IB. |
