| 00:00 - 00:03 | It is finally happening here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are too many COVID patients. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All departments converting to covid units. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All the GI and Cardiology fellows have been drafted. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even psychiatrists are seeing covid cases. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We're protected in Pathology |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They need us to run the SARS CoV2 PCR |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dr. Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we are being sent to medicine floors |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the ER |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Medical students, PAs, Lab techs leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DO I TREAT PNEUMONIA AN H&E STAIN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IMMUNOHISTOCHEMISTRY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO GRADING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | FINDING LYMPH NODES IN A LUNG WEDGE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | RUNNING THE BOWEL AT AUTOPSY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | DON'T THEY KNOW WE'RE BUSY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DIAGNOSING ANOTHER DAMN TUBULAR ADENOMA |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY EXPECT US TO DO A SOAP NOTE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But this is what we signed up for. It's our calling. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR STETHOSCOPE IS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I bought a bluetooth one just for this. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU BETTER HAVE NOT PUT THAT ON YOUR BOOK FUND |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EKG, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHAT EVEN IS THE "K"?, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | OK, I KNOW BECAUSE I'M GERMAN |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | COAGULATION CASCADE WON'T HELP US NOW |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AGAINST THIS GODDAMN VIRUS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT EVEN IS PEEP? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IS IS SOMETHING TO DO WITH FORCED AIR TO FILL UP THE LUNGS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER PHYSIOLOGY? FRANK-STARLING!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | have any of us ever written a prescription |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I PURGED MY MIND AFTER STEP 3 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I DIDN'T EVEN DO AN INTERNSHIP |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | STRAIGHT INTO BIOPSIES |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | LAB MANAGMENT, MOLECULAR DIAGNOSTICS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | COUNTING FUCKING GLOMERULI |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | FOR THOSE TRANSPLANT SURGEONS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | PROVIDING A FROZEN SECTION DIAGNOSIS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FOR A BRAIN TUMOR WHEN THE... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, they just want to know if they are in the tumor |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | neurosurgeon gives you a biopsy in 1mm greatest dimension... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You say just do a smear and forget the frozen |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | then you miss the fucking architecture of an ependymoma |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then you call back into the OR |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and the surgeon isn't even in the room. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll have to cancel 4pm liver rounds |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Virchow save us |
