| 00:00 - 00:03 | The spread of Corona Virus has finally reached Camden |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Those dirty bastards from Campbelltown |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Have transported the virus up Narellan Rd |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have reported cases in Smeaton Grange |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And other possible cases in Narellan Vale |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Harrington Grove |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We don't want their dirty germs here |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhror |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I umm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We umm don't know how to say this but |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Yes it has reached Camden |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Go get me some Toilet paper , sanitiser, chips and oporto |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those dirty Campbelltown Bastards |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And their disease riddled bat eating mates from China |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I want to close Camden |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | I want a wall around Harrington Grove |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To keep all these bastard out |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even those people from Gregory Hills |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And especially the Oran Park ferals |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Fuhror I live in Oran Park |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Of course you fucking do you fucking creep |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhror I'm wearing women's underwear |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You perverted sex pest you disgrace me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stop it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All these stupid arseholes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Stockpiling potatoes,long life milk |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All the toilet paper and meat |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why the fuck do they need all this fucking toilet paper |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Are they going to build a big massive fucking fort out of it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They're all fucked in the head |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What the fuck are they all thinking |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do we have enough toilet paper |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I only like the 4 ply. I like it's softness |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It feels so nice in my cheeks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 2 ply is rough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too rough for my soft perky German ass bummm |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Someone better find me some 4 ply sorbent |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They better not bring me paper towel |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I Will not wipe my Glutes with Paper towel |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It will make my suffering arse sore |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I have some 4 ply at home |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Have you seen the Facebook noticeboards |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Not one helicopter post in 3 days |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ALL COVID |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No one wants a cake |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even the single mothers are too afraid to ask for help |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That doesnt cost an arm and a leg |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A Grant production ???? |
