| 00:00 - 00:03 | Latest naphtha sample color is -7 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They're still putting in stabilizer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are still paying demurrage |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and we lost all trylines on the desalters |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I ordered rate cuts on all units |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are we still running cracked M-100? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The margins are superb on this slate |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir, the Saudis.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Saudis flooded the market and slashed prices |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Russian is hamstrung and ceased shipments |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Technical, P&E, Ops, Reliability..stay put |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the HELL is going on in my refinery? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Am I working with assholes from Calumet? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And where the hell is Baker Hughes? Why are my desalters in upset? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I ought to put each of your asses in the Excal tank! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm slashing bonuses immediately! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cut the emulsion breakers and cease the H2S treatment! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I thought those assholes optimized chemicals LAST YEAR!?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They are always increasing the rates saying brines are bad! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we tried! We told them to optimize! I... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dickheads like you are why we don't have company Visas! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Baker said we get a discount! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We get a discount, but their field margin is killing us |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And they want our water business, too? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First we lose Venezuelan crudes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | then Canadian goes to shit! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now you're telling me M100 is gone and the market has tanked! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Saudis weren't shit without us! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We taught them to drill! We taught them to refine! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now you're telling me the US rig count is going to zero? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Where the hell is Donald Trump? Why aren't there tariffs on this Saudi oil? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't like running WTI or Eagle Ford |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Shit is waxy and WTI is just a spec |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I told you to manage risk |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You said the models were good |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You said the margins were guaranteed |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I've got units in turnaround |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Units under construction with cost overruns |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and a chemical vendor raking us over the coals! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they keep presenting new projects and trials! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Intern, you can go back to BYU |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And coronavirus |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it was the sign and you did nothing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 200MM barrels demand destruction |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and Russia and Saudi bending us over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sell the corporate jets. Not mine, it's how I go to NACE |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and the other vendor-paid functions I love |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's 1986, again. |
