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The booms and the busts. Hilter and Co are US nrg boyz. Rubber meets the road.

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00:00 - 00:03The OPEC meeting was a disaster in Friday
00:04 - 00:05The Russians walked away
00:05 - 00:07This is where we planned on drilling
00:08 - 00:12but this news is devastating
00:12 - 00:15now all we have left is the core
00:17 - 00:19thats fine,market will rebound
00:19 - 00:21and we have the Saudis on our side
00:24 - 00:26ummmm...sir
00:27 - 00:28the ugh Saudis
00:31 - 00:33decreased their crude price to markets we sell to
00:34 - 00:36and raised production 1 million bbls
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who said Russians/Saudis were on our side get out
01:13 - 01:15how the fuk did we not see this coming
01:15 - 01:17why didnt we hedge 100% of our production at $60
01:18 - 01:23I told u dumb mother fukers they couldnt be trusted
01:25 - 01:28were going to have to fire everyone in the hall
01:29 - 01:31the whole lot of em
01:31 - 01:34We are at max leverage and nobody wants our crude
01:34 - 01:37we are on a fuking island all by ourselves
01:37 - 01:40i told you to manage risk and you said the models were good
01:40 - 01:42we hedged 25% of our production at $60 crude
01:42 - 01:4625%! you damn fool. what about the other 75% we produce
01:46 - 01:48we can drill core wait for market to rebound!
01:48 - 01:52its not going to rebound overnight u dumb mother fukker
01:53 - 01:54ill rebound my foot up ur ass
01:56 - 01:57how could you not see this coming
01:57 - 02:00you knew global demand was slowing
02:00 - 02:03Coronavirus was the sign and u did nothing
02:04 - 02:08how many fuking chances did you need
02:08 - 02:13200 million bbls of demand destruction
02:14 - 02:16and now Russia and Saudis fuking us from behind
02:17 - 02:21Putin and MBS just big dicking us like theres no tomorrow
02:27 - 02:29sell the corporate jets
02:30 - 02:34but not mine. I need that shit. I am the king
02:34 - 02:36if we gotta cut costs, cut the dividend
02:41 - 02:42fuck the shareholders
02:43 - 02:47Fuking Putin & MBS working together. where the fuk is Trump when u need him
02:48 - 02:53We shouldve known not to compete with the sovereigns
02:54 - 02:56all the cheap money we had acces to
02:56 - 02:59we took the shits and thought the party would never end
03:00 - 03:02Those fukers at the banks just kept giving it away
03:04 - 03:07its not your fault we have this much exposure
03:14 - 03:16Call the banks, offer up some collateral
03:19 - 03:23I hope they dont take my jet
03:25 - 03:26thats how we get 2 nape
03:31 - 03:33we may need to slash bonuses
03:40 - 03:46it was a good run boyz
03:46 - 03:49All theose boondoggles on the corporate card
03:53 - 03:56this is it...the end of the road