Hitler coordinates Spearfish's snow removal

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Rare security camera footage of Hitler coordinating the City of Spearfish's snow-removal efforts. Created by ED on 2-27-20.

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00:00 - 00:03Okay, thanks for coming to this meeting of all plow drivers
00:04 - 00:05As you know, it snowed two days ago
00:05 - 00:07I'm going to use this map of Spearfish
00:08 - 00:12to assign all of your plow routes at random.
00:12 - 00:15Okay, Jones will do the priority routes.
00:17 - 00:19Yes, good. And Smith will plow Sandstone.
00:19 - 00:21And Johnson, you plow downtown.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. City Administrator...
00:27 - 00:28All...
00:31 - 00:33...all the concrete things we poured downtown
00:34 - 00:36make it impossible to plow effectivly.
00:53 - 00:58Ok...so. Everyone who's never driven a plow before, go take your 15-minute break.
01:13 - 01:15Do you think I don't already know
01:15 - 01:17how hard it is to plow around those stupid things?
01:18 - 01:23God, those things were so expensive and stupid, what were we thinking?
01:25 - 01:28Hey, I know, let's make it even HARDER for us to plow!
01:29 - 01:31The ladies who answer phones in public works are suicidal!
01:31 - 01:34Okay, we are going to figure this out this time.
01:34 - 01:37We are going to get the snow off our streets
01:37 - 01:40so people can drive to work and school
01:40 - 01:42Maybe we could buy a new plow and hire a driver...
01:42 - 01:46You know we spent all our money on Jackson Boulevard! Use the plows we have.
01:46 - 01:48One of the plows is in the shop. And we lost the keys for the other one.
01:48 - 01:52Fuck, is this Belle Fourche?!
01:53 - 01:54Seriously, I just came back from Sturgis.
01:56 - 01:57They got as much snow as we did,
01:57 - 02:00and their streets are DRY already. We haven't even started!
02:00 - 02:03STURGIS seems to have it figured out.
02:04 - 02:08How is it possible we have no institutional
02:08 - 02:13knowledge about how to get snow cleared in Spearfish!?
02:14 - 02:16How is it possible we've never been able to figure this out?
02:17 - 02:21People have complained for 20 years. We had an entire ELECTION about it.
02:27 - 02:29Okay, let's make a plan.
02:30 - 02:34There MUST be a way to avoid leaving
02:34 - 02:36massive piles of snow in the middle of every street.
02:41 - 02:42Have you driven up Jackson?
02:43 - 02:47It's all washboarded like you're driving up to fucking Iron Creek Lake in the summer!
02:48 - 02:53How is that even possible?! No wonder people are mad at us.
02:54 - 02:56Have you heard what awful things
02:56 - 02:59people say to the ladies in Public Works? Nice people saying horrible things.
03:00 - 03:02A pastor threatened to burn my house down.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, honey, it's almost spring
03:14 - 03:16Okay, here's what we're going to do:
03:19 - 03:23We're just going to leave the snow this time.
03:25 - 03:26When you find the keys to the remaining plow...
03:31 - 03:33...go take care of the mayor's street. And mine.
03:40 - 03:46And try not to leave a big pile in front of my driveway like last time.
03:46 - 03:49Then, let's call it a day.
03:53 - 03:56Maybe it won't snow again.