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Hitler coordinates Spearfish's snow removal
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Rare security camera footage of Hitler coordinating the City of Spearfish's snow-removal efforts. Created by ED on 2-27-20.
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Okay, thanks for coming to this meeting of all plow drivers
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As you know, it snowed two days ago
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I'm going to use this map of Spearfish
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to assign all of your plow routes at random.
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Okay, Jones will do the priority routes.
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Yes, good. And Smith will plow Sandstone.
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And Johnson, you plow downtown.
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Mr. City Administrator...
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...all the concrete things we poured downtown
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make it impossible to plow effectivly.
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Ok...so. Everyone who's never driven a plow before, go take your 15-minute break.
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Do you think I don't already know
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how hard it is to plow around those stupid things?
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God, those things were so expensive and stupid, what were we thinking?
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Hey, I know, let's make it even HARDER for us to plow!
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The ladies who answer phones in public works are suicidal!
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Okay, we are going to figure this out this time.
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We are going to get the snow off our streets
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so people can drive to work and school
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Maybe we could buy a new plow and hire a driver...
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You know we spent all our money on Jackson Boulevard! Use the plows we have.
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One of the plows is in the shop. And we lost the keys for the other one.
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Fuck, is this Belle Fourche?!
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Seriously, I just came back from Sturgis.
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They got as much snow as we did,
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and their streets are DRY already. We haven't even started!
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STURGIS seems to have it figured out.
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How is it possible we have no institutional
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knowledge about how to get snow cleared in Spearfish!?
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How is it possible we've never been able to figure this out?
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People have complained for 20 years. We had an entire ELECTION about it.
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Okay, let's make a plan.
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There MUST be a way to avoid leaving
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massive piles of snow in the middle of every street.
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Have you driven up Jackson?
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It's all washboarded like you're driving up to fucking Iron Creek Lake in the summer!
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How is that even possible?! No wonder people are mad at us.
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Have you heard what awful things
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people say to the ladies in Public Works? Nice people saying horrible things.
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A pastor threatened to burn my house down.
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Don't worry, honey, it's almost spring
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Okay, here's what we're going to do:
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We're just going to leave the snow this time.
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When you find the keys to the remaining plow...
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...go take care of the mayor's street. And mine.
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And try not to leave a big pile in front of my driveway like last time.
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Then, let's call it a day.
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Maybe it won't snow again.
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