Blake Buys Another Car

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Hitler reacts to the news that Blake purchased another car.

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00:00 - 00:03it is likely that Zach will keep the Chevy
00:04 - 00:05the trailer will go in the driveway
00:05 - 00:07until the shop is fenced properly.
00:08 - 00:12The Jeep fits nicely in the garage
00:12 - 00:15and the Subaru will be parked out front
00:17 - 00:19excellent plan
00:19 - 00:21that just leaves the white Toyota in the alley
00:24 - 00:26Dude...
00:27 - 00:28it seems...
00:31 - 00:33it seems Dad has purchased another vehicle
00:34 - 00:36another full-sized pickup truck
00:53 - 00:58anyone who hasn't borrowed - and doesn't plan to borrow - one of these vechicles, please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15you motherfuckers are DEAD!
01:15 - 01:17you feed his addiction to buy
01:18 - 01:23and you know damn well who's footing the bill
01:25 - 01:28everyone's inheritance is in jeopardy
01:29 - 01:31and I'm the one who has to clean up
01:31 - 01:34have you seen my fucking garage?
01:34 - 01:37NO! Cuz you can't see inside that motherfucker
01:37 - 01:40And don't get me started on the parking situation here
01:40 - 01:42Dude, we know. Did I tell you the story ab-
01:42 - 01:46STFU with the stories already. You sound just like him.
01:46 - 01:48Dude, IDK why you've gone full retard.
01:48 - 01:52I'm just praying a blimp doesn't magically appear
01:53 - 01:54with a Marshall's logo on the side!
01:56 - 01:57Y'all know damn well
01:57 - 02:00he is 100% capable of doing that shit
02:00 - 02:03and he will park that bitch in my backyard!
02:04 - 02:08Meanwhile, Grandma is higher than Kendall's opinion of herself
02:08 - 02:13while attempting to move into a smaller house, while living in an even smaller house
02:14 - 02:16like stuffing 10lbs of shit into a 5lb box.
02:17 - 02:21Two of those cars are hers! And even she doesn't have room for them.
02:27 - 02:29I live in Downtown Fucking Redding
02:30 - 02:34working a full-time job, supporting a wife and two kids
02:34 - 02:36and all I want is a functional garage
02:41 - 02:42with a Land Cruiser in it.
02:43 - 02:47Yes, I know it sounds crazy, that I want another car on my lot!
02:48 - 02:53I beg you all: Let me know if I am in fact going crazy.
02:54 - 02:56Living with Blake, two kids, and a dog...
02:56 - 02:59EVERY part of my property is a hazard to my feet
03:00 - 03:02And now we're introducing Legos to the boys!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. Blake has medication for that too.
03:14 - 03:16I already have lost my mind, haven't I?
03:19 - 03:23Spending my lunch break, captioning this video.
03:25 - 03:26Listen, Everyone -
03:31 - 03:33It is time we got together on a more regular basis
03:40 - 03:46Dad has enough money for beer and wine, the GOOD wine
03:46 - 03:49Sign him up for a subscription
03:53 - 03:56We're getting drunk, monthly.