Kalkar 2020

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Fly on the wall documentary on the aftermath of a scooter night out

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00:00 - 00:03Mind that bloody door don't lock again
00:04 - 00:05This is where we found him
00:05 - 00:07Pissed as a fart, legless
00:08 - 00:12Said he was lost but we didn't buy it. Bloody idiot.
00:12 - 00:15Wires and cables everywhere. Right mess sir
00:17 - 00:19Any of you know him?
00:19 - 00:21Where he's from, name?
00:24 - 00:26Benson Boss, Revvin Kevin
00:27 - 00:28From England
00:31 - 00:33The one that's always getting his cock out
00:34 - 00:36Fucking Lowrider!
00:53 - 00:58Anyone not on the Kalker committee bugger off now, and you can lock that bastard door
01:13 - 01:15I told you goons to water down the beer!
01:15 - 01:17How much did he drink? Pisshead
01:18 - 01:23One English looney shuts down a whole power station?
01:25 - 01:28I'll have his skinny guts for garters, and his mates!
01:29 - 01:31All he had to do was go to bed!
01:31 - 01:34I have information, 14 island monkeys in a minibus
01:34 - 01:37How the hell did we let them in? What's the point in Brexit?
01:37 - 01:40Wouldn't surprise me if they're in with that lot from Yeovil
01:40 - 01:42A couple did flag up at passport control Guv
01:42 - 01:46Oh brilliant, perfect fucking storm! Cider monsters and Dorset dicks
01:46 - 01:48Boss they all looked ok, good lads really!
01:48 - 01:52You numpty, they'll probably say that about me one day!
01:53 - 01:54Can't they stick to the IoW
01:56 - 01:57Didnt even see the custom show
01:57 - 02:00Two of the arseholes puked up in their beds!
02:00 - 02:03Some old boy from Portland couldn't handle the red wine
02:04 - 02:08I won't tell you what the cleaning girls found in that Starretts duvet
02:08 - 02:13Disgusting! And he's been on the radar for a long time, ever since the French rally
02:14 - 02:16God I'd love to wring his little Trekky neck. Wrong'un
02:17 - 02:21So what if I have a few slightly unusual kinks,that boy puts the gust into disgusting
02:27 - 02:29Shorty was bolloxed before he got there
02:30 - 02:34Chunky monkey Spud, all he did was pig anything he got his trotters on
02:34 - 02:364ft tall and 4ft fucking wide
02:41 - 02:42Greedy bastards
02:43 - 02:47The blokes are all middle aged, acting like they never had a drink before
02:48 - 02:53Up next day, right as rain, off to see the footy like nothing happened
02:54 - 02:56Strolled into a pub in Gelsenkirchen
02:56 - 02:59Scoffed our beer pigged out on Frikadelle
03:00 - 03:02Even swiped a parking permit
03:04 - 03:07That was your dads wasn't it? Bastards
03:14 - 03:16Sorry but this has changed things boys
03:19 - 03:23How can we even think of going to their place in the summer
03:25 - 03:26Even the vespas
03:31 - 03:33GTS mate, you're having a laugh
03:40 - 03:46I wanted a pint in the Globe, see Wobbly Wayne and his disappearing eyebrows
03:46 - 03:49Not a chance now
03:53 - 03:56Love the English