Kalkar 2020
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Fly on the wall documentary on the aftermath of a scooter night out
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mind that bloody door don't lock again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This is where we found him |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pissed as a fart, legless |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Said he was lost but we didn't buy it. Bloody idiot. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Wires and cables everywhere. Right mess sir |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Any of you know him? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Where he's from, name? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Benson Boss, Revvin Kevin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | From England |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The one that's always getting his cock out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Fucking Lowrider! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not on the Kalker committee bugger off now, and you can lock that bastard door |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you goons to water down the beer! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How much did he drink? Pisshead |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | One English looney shuts down a whole power station? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll have his skinny guts for garters, and his mates! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All he had to do was go to bed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have information, 14 island monkeys in a minibus |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How the hell did we let them in? What's the point in Brexit? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Wouldn't surprise me if they're in with that lot from Yeovil |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | A couple did flag up at passport control Guv |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh brilliant, perfect fucking storm! Cider monsters and Dorset dicks |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss they all looked ok, good lads really! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You numpty, they'll probably say that about me one day! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Can't they stick to the IoW |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Didnt even see the custom show |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Two of the arseholes puked up in their beds! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Some old boy from Portland couldn't handle the red wine |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I won't tell you what the cleaning girls found in that Starretts duvet |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Disgusting! And he's been on the radar for a long time, ever since the French rally |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | God I'd love to wring his little Trekky neck. Wrong'un |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So what if I have a few slightly unusual kinks,that boy puts the gust into disgusting |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Shorty was bolloxed before he got there |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Chunky monkey Spud, all he did was pig anything he got his trotters on |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 4ft tall and 4ft fucking wide |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Greedy bastards |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The blokes are all middle aged, acting like they never had a drink before |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Up next day, right as rain, off to see the footy like nothing happened |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Strolled into a pub in Gelsenkirchen |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Scoffed our beer pigged out on Frikadelle |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even swiped a parking permit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | That was your dads wasn't it? Bastards |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Sorry but this has changed things boys |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can we even think of going to their place in the summer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Even the vespas |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | GTS mate, you're having a laugh |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wanted a pint in the Globe, see Wobbly Wayne and his disappearing eyebrows |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not a chance now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Love the English |