Fieldview/Tillable meeting
11,212 views • 2/16/2020
Hitler reacts to the farmers rising up against tillable and fieldview
00:00 - 00:03 | Tillable has aquired land to sublease |
00:04 - 00:05 | here, here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | and here, |
00:08 - 00:12 | Farmers will pay an extra $30/acre |
00:12 - 00:15 | Landlords are willing to give up $20/acre |
00:17 - 00:19 | $50/acre for doing nothing |
00:19 - 00:21 | just easy money |
00:24 - 00:26 | We have.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | a problem |
00:31 - 00:33 | Farmers are rioting and canceling Fieldview |
00:34 - 00:36 | subscriptions are down 70% |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who works on Tillable can leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | What were you idiots |
01:15 - 01:17 | doing trying to think |
01:18 - 01:23 | renting farmland away from farmers |
01:25 - 01:28 | was a great business model |
01:29 - 01:31 | He has brought subleasing up |
01:31 - 01:34 | Subleasing, what about the data |
01:34 - 01:37 | the data is what we are after dumbass |
01:37 - 01:40 | without the data we are nothing |
01:40 - 01:42 | we could shave $50/acre off the land |
01:42 - 01:46 | Have you seen the uprising |
01:46 - 01:48 | Farmers signed the terms of use agreement |
01:48 - 01:52 | twitter, agtalk, facebook, farmers are pissed |
01:53 - 01:54 | canceling subscriptions |
01:56 - 01:57 | they paid us to take the data |
01:57 - 02:00 | $1000 a pop |
02:00 - 02:03 | but no, that's not enough |
02:04 - 02:08 | you shitheads think you |
02:08 - 02:13 | need to try to corner the farmland rental market |
02:14 - 02:16 | now the data is gone |
02:17 - 02:21 | along with the venture capital soon. |
02:27 - 02:29 | How could this |
02:30 - 02:34 | be allowed to happen? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Think big picture |
02:41 - 02:42 | now it's all pissed away |
02:43 - 02:47 | Farmers have caught on to our deception |
02:48 - 02:53 | We had them in the palm of our hands |
02:54 - 02:56 | just a little more time |
02:56 - 02:59 | they would be serfs to the land |
03:00 - 03:02 | but you greedy SOB's got ahead of us |
03:04 - 03:07 | We can raise more venture capital |
03:14 - 03:16 | Cancel the agreement with Tillable |
03:19 - 03:23 | reassure the farmers that their |
03:25 - 03:26 | data is safe |
03:31 - 03:33 | An immediate press release |
03:40 - 03:46 | stop the bleeding and give free Fieldview subscriptions |
03:46 - 03:49 | the farmers have won |
03:53 - 03:56 | God save us |
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