| 00:00 - 00:03 | we need a road building here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | nothing fancy just a track |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | smooth to carry rockets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | this road is full of potholes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | there is 40 miles to the launchers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | who do we have to build it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | who is available |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mine fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | at this time |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | at this time only sledge |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | is available at this time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all you with children, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | he doest know his arse from his elbow |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | for fucks sake |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he'll make more potholes than our rockets will |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | sledge is a complete plonker |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wigan council sacked the basterd |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and he put them in debt |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they had to tell him which up to lay the tarmac |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and he put it on with a paintbrush |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | give him a chance he's got better |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | better, better,better at fucking up |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | he's learned how to repair honest |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | how to repair his empty wallet |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we're not having him here |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he'll wreck the whole country |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he talks like a woman |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | sweats if he lifts his arms |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and can't piss straight |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he can't even spell work |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | all his family tell lies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | he can't talk straight he can't even lie straight |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | if he tells me good morning |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I put my pyjama's on |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and go to bed |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | if there is only him available |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we will have to carry the rockets ourselves |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | he's not coming here,not for a gold pig |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | every driver in Wigan has broken springs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | cracked windscreens |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the tyre people love him |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok hidi, we dont have to meet him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | not on your nellie |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | go on Amazon and find out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | if they sell barrows |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll carry two rockets to Mr Sledge |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and shove them up his arse |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and if he does not move |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | there'll be no surprize there |
