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00:00 - 00:05so they bring in this new cio
00:05 - 00:07doesn't talk to anyone
00:07 - 00:10doesn't ask any questions
00:11 - 00:16tells us to do "QDIP"
00:17 - 00:21then never shows up
00:21 - 00:24what a jabroni
00:29 - 00:31he thinks we are a factory
00:31 - 00:34he thinks we make racecars
00:38 - 00:40and lighthouses
00:41 - 00:47then there's this project from the CEO
00:47 - 00:50to send some emails
00:50 - 00:56because we don't even send emails in 2020
00:58 - 00:59then the project needs help
00:59 - 01:01and he does nothing
01:04 - 01:06he says he never knew
01:06 - 01:08that we needed help
01:13 - 01:14"I...
01:14 - 01:16...was not...
01:16 - 01:20...aware of this"
01:21 - 01:27he tells us "we" all need to communicate better
01:35 - 01:36this
01:36 - 01:39fucking guy
01:41 - 01:44here's the best part
01:44 - 01:47in this big meeting
01:47 - 01:49he gets everyone from the project
01:50 - 01:53brings out a tree
01:54 - 01:56in a pot
01:56 - 01:58and a bucket of dirt
01:58 - 02:02and has everyone throw dirt on it
02:05 - 02:07dirt all over the carpet
02:10 - 02:11he
02:11 - 02:13he doesn't
02:15 - 02:17he doesn't even know
02:17 - 02:20how to hold the shovel
02:21 - 02:28he looks like a fucking alien who just landed and saw a shovel
02:29 - 02:30really?
02:30 - 02:32you can't make this shit up
02:36 - 02:39it's like a scene out of that tv show
02:40 - 02:42the office
02:50 - 02:55he's such a piece of shit
02:56 - 02:58what happened next?
02:58 - 03:04he lowered a bunch of people's review scores
03:04 - 03:09he thought that would show them
03:09 - 03:11but it didn't work
03:16 - 03:20they all quit
03:23 - 03:26then he quit
03:31 - 03:36what a fucking jabroni