| 00:00 - 00:05 | We said "We heard your wishes, we know you want DOAX3" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "So let's vote the girls by buying Themes" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "Only 9 girls can be in the game" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | People were surprised and asked us why 9 |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We said, "Blu-ray disc can barely handle it" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 'Barely' |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 'Barely' |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Then they realized the game is only 15GB. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Idiots |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | But before this, they were still hyped up, even though they knew only 9 girls will be available. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Some of them even arguing to defend us. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Some even expected the males to be included. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And then I said to my development team, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "these people gonna be disappointed" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They even got plunged in our voting scheme. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Around 3 bucks per half-ass Theme |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 3 bucks! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | People were voting badly for their waifus |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | until sprinklers in our office sprays money. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Even western fans opened asian account to vote. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Then they imported the game. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Some got it digitally because we got their waifus in. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Anyway, it's a simulation game |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | You can go to casino, do sports, buy gifts |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | earn money to make your waifu happy. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And they really worked for it. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | It's a job. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They got employed by a game |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and work their asses off to earn fake dollars. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Day and night. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Just to buy.. to buy |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | skimpy bikinis. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | It's not even real. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | But they'll do anything for waifus. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | When they asked why so expensive, we told them to just buy the credits. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | You guys did? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, we did. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They feel obligated to turn it as a job and buy credits |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | because the DLC are 'free'. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Now we just re-use costume designs from main DOA title |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | But basically the game is new, right? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, the models, some gimmicks are. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But the gameplay and most animation aren't. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | They happy as long as they can touch digital boobs. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And see skimpy Marie Rose. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Especially the one wrapped in police line. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | It's so easy to make people pay money to jerk off. |
