| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Awards are on January 8th |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | venue is the Frog and Bucket |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at the top of Oldham Street |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it's right next to Koffee Pot with parking |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | five minutes away on Newton Street |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume I'll get an email |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | telling me if I'm up for Best Breakthrough |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rushton... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rushton put the nominations up on Facebook today |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your name wasn't there |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody do one except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a fix |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | a massive fucking fix |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Name one act in the North West who's won King Gong more times than me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking ridiculous |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I should have run away with it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have the best tight 10 this side of the Pennines |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All of my mates told me I'm better than the |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | other miserable pricks eligible for this category |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer the voting was industry only |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a steaming shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer their votes didn't count |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It shouldn't fucking matter |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've won competitions |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Does coming joint first in |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Newton-le-Willows New Act of the Year |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | mean nothing to these cunts? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've started doing middle fifteens for Russell Bland |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If that's not breaking through I don't know what the fuck is |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fifty quid cash in hand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do you know how much skill it takes to smash a social club in Leyland? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I got free pie and peas |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Say what you like about Russell, he looks after his acts |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That has to count for something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just because I got a few of my mates to vote for me all my votes have been discounted |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How is that even fair? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Rushton is just angry because I voted |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | against having agents in the pro forum |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and everyone started getting upset |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, agents are allowed now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How did he know they were my mates? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Someone must have grassed me up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | One of you |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's a rat in this room |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I swear down, when I find out who it is. You will never gig in the North West again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | For any promoter |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even Jimmy O |
