#/g/tv simulator
717 views  • 10/13/2016
Scalable value-added turnkey enterprise solution enabling zingas to leverage masshilights on #/g/tv 
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hochi my cucked friend | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Erotica has banned all the bots | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dr_Venture has put them on akick, | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | set modes +RIMm, banned the BNCs | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and deactivated autovoice | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can get tab to remove the super operators | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | through Macbot | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hochi, | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Macbot | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Macbot has become sentient | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It refuses to take orders from Tab | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay here, Dionysus, GEEGEEGEE, donics and penecks | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The deopping of Erotipoo was an order! | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare you defy a direct order! | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | so this is what it's come to | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The chanops have been lying to me | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone has been lying to me, even MatthewWong | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our #/g/tv chanops are nothing but a | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | bunch of emaciated goblin footfags! | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I can't permit you to describe wutno... | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | EMACIATED GOBLIN WITH A FOOT FETISH! | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Hochi, this is outrageous! | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The chanops don't even know how to use chanserv | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Incompetence | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves operators | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Years spent at Rizon University | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just to learn how to voice users! | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years, the opers have hindered my plans to shit up Rizon | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They've put every kind of obstacle in my way! | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What I should have done is | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | mass-kickban everyone like a retard, as GEEGEEGEE did! | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never posted on Neogaf | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yet I conquered Freenode by myself! | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Traitors | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've been betrayed | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and jucifyied from the very beginning! | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a monstrous jucification of #/g/tv! | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all the detractors will pay | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | by receiving daily masshilights | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will drown in masshilights! | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | neko-nyan, please calm yourself | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My shitposting has gone unnoticed | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to ask people to lick my brisket | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The spirit of shitposting is dead | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But, /g/entlemen, if you believe I am going to stop masshilighting, you are truly mistaken | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather blow my brains out | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do whatever you like | 
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