| 00:00 - 00:03 | Inspections have been happening all around this area |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've done St Mary's |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They're at Broad Street today |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The High School was last done a week before us |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they've had the call just this afternoon, Sir |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So in our area... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...we're the next ones on the list? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I'm afraid, Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...they're... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're looking at foundation subjects |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they're doing deep dives. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, except SLT... we need to meet urgently |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This cannot be happening |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We've worked at this for years. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They'll only look at English and Maths you said |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We've aced the damned SATs at last |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now you tell me this. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There is nothing to see here in their 'deep dives' |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We've haven't taught Music since the 90s |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even the history has all been about writing... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, the interim assessment frameworks... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't get me started... another disaster! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But our writing scores are through the roof |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A clown could get writing scores up. Who cares? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's no use now though |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Show me their art" they'll say |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "What have you taught them in D&T?" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "How did you choose the order for your history topics?" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They'll be expecting to see books and lessons and all sorts! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And you idiots let me scrap it all to focus on the maths results |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what good has that been for us? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Every time we get an extra 2% the national goes up three! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then there's all the NQTs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I said we should have kept some of the old guard |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Pay them UPS if we have to |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But oh no... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everyone said they were too expensive, so we forced them out |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And there went all our foundation subject knowledge |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Suppose you think Sally in Y3 can do it? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or that the idiots in the Maths team are experts in Computing? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They can barely get their plans uploaded |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Mary - we all hate the Google Drive |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll have to change afternoon lessons |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All the maths and English boosters will have to go |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We'll have to do DT. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And French.. or maybe Latin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is there anyone in this building with the slightest clue about geography? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or will I have to drag Mark out of retirement? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get on the phone to Twinkl... |
