Moto and Chairman McLain at the OTU Bunker Today

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Chairman David McLain and Moto meet with staff at the OTU bunker today to discuss finances

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00:00 - 00:03We are going to set up a lemonade stand here
00:04 - 00:05and hold a garage sale and bake sale near Tulsa
00:05 - 00:07if the weather is nice
00:08 - 00:12Will that be enough? We are over $25,000 in debt already
00:12 - 00:15We have fired most of the paid staff and that should raise enough to pay the monthly porn bill
00:17 - 00:19Well, I am a millionaire, $25,000 is nothing
00:19 - 00:21We can just print some money like Democrats do to buy paint
00:24 - 00:26Chairman McLain..... the paint stores...
00:27 - 00:28the paint stores won't sell us paint
00:31 - 00:33until you pay your past due bills, all nine stores
00:34 - 00:36refuse to sell to us, they say your credit is bad
00:53 - 00:58I want the following staff to remain in the room, Moto, Krems, MacGauh, Bob Jack, and Ronda
01:13 - 01:15I am the Chairman, God's chosen one
01:15 - 01:17I won with 70% of the vote at the convention after
01:18 - 01:23I lied about Pinnell supporting me and slandering the other candidates
01:25 - 01:28And now even Holly Gerard has abandoned me, they say she
01:29 - 01:31turned the frogs gay, the frogs that rejected me!
01:31 - 01:34They said my breath stank and that I wasn't sexy or green
01:34 - 01:37And now they come out as gay! I'll not have another chance
01:37 - 01:40and I must suffer the shame of rejection and longing for their touch
01:40 - 01:42Chairman McLain, we are also broke, we can't pay
01:42 - 01:46Broke! I command you to raise some money Moto!
01:46 - 01:48Chairman McLain, they refuse to pour money into a debt hole
01:48 - 01:52I'll pour something into your holes, how about some boiled frogs!
01:53 - 01:54I am the Chairman, the Chosen One
01:56 - 01:57I resigned last Thursday but Carolyn McLarty
01:57 - 02:00forced me to retract my resignation, said it was God's will
02:00 - 02:03Stay sixty days longer she said...and money will fall from heaven
02:04 - 02:08And the humiliation of the frogs rejecting me, and the Godless Catholics
02:08 - 02:13and Baptists and conservative Republicans humiliated me over money, filthy money!
02:14 - 02:16And my heart aches for the frogs and you tell me Holly Gerard
02:17 - 02:21has turned them all gay. Now I will never have another chance.
02:27 - 02:29And we are broke you say, $25,000 in the hole
02:30 - 02:34My online Big Mamma's porn subscription has expired
02:34 - 02:36They had the best frog porn on the internet
02:41 - 02:42You losers have let down your Chairman!
02:43 - 02:47I can not even pay the electric bill this month and my E.D. is costing me $3,000 a month! Oh how I suffer
02:48 - 02:53And the damned frogs are now gay
02:54 - 02:56I will live in loneliness and sexual frustration
02:56 - 02:59Your Chairman, God's Chosen One, rejected by frogs
03:00 - 03:02and now Holly Gerard has turned the frogs gay!
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry Holly, it wasn't your fault. They were closeted frogs
03:14 - 03:16Maybe if I came out of the closet as gay?
03:19 - 03:23I've always enjoyed dressing up like mama you know, oh how my heart would race wearing...
03:25 - 03:26panties and stockings
03:31 - 03:33with the red lipstick and blue eye shadow
03:40 - 03:46Do you think the frogs were gay when I hit on them? Would they find me sexy and pleasant smelling now that they are gay?
03:46 - 03:49Or have I blown it forever with them.
03:53 - 03:56Can we get another credit card with another bank?