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Snow Harvest is Coming
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A cold front is on the way and the farm is almost done harvest.
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I have just checked the weather forecast.
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There is something on radar
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the jet stream is moving this way...
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bringing a terrible cold front towards us.
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We don't have a lot of time to get these crops off.
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Move all the combines to.....
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those sections and finish harvest.
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Snow is what is coming.....
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The cold front is from the Arctic
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Sprayers, Graincarts, and Truckers please leave.
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I told you to combine as late as you can
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and get as many acres done as we possibly could
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But you went home early to play Farm Simulator 19
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Now we may never get this fucking crop off
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And you guys used up all the air...
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when the barely was already dry enough.
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It could have gone into a regular bin...
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now instead we are fucked!
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The air won't be enough anyway......
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I fucking hate grain dryers! They take forever!
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My Fuhrer, we don't have another choice.
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Maybe we let it rot, the price of Canola is shit anyway.
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Markets won't even take it.
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Get in those fucking combines....
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and start cutting shit down until it gets tough
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then tighten up your concaves and speed up your rotor
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And I don't give a shit if our settings don't match the manual
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because our conditions aren't in the fucking manual.
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They do the settings off a computer simulation
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they haven't changed them in the past decade.
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Dry stuff will go right to the elevator.
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Take all the guys off sprayers and get them on equipment.
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It doesn't matter if they never sleep.
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Wake the truckers up...
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they lay in the bunk and watch Pornhub all day anyway
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then complain about working hard when they read a weight gauge.
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and have to turn a handle to empty grain
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The augur literally slides right under the hopper now.....
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But Steve still fucking complains......
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Don't worry Beth, we know Steve has a bad shoulder.
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I don't know why I farm anyway.
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People think Purple Fuel and Farm plates are reason enough.
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But it's not.
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Let's Pro-Till the whole farm.
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I want to see what a lake looks like in the Summer, not from the cab of a sprayer....
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and I want to post pictures on Facebook.....
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not from inside equipment.
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