Why I Hate Fantasy Football
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Tyreek and Destroy's manager reacts to loss to Reddogs Patriots.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Andy Dalton and the Bungles have the ball on Pittsburgh's 48. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are losing by 24 points. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's 4th and 10. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is 1:45 left on the clock. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's trash time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have a one point lead. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All I need Dalton to do is hand the ball off or throw and incomplete pass. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dalton ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dalton got sacked giving Pittsburghs defense 1 point. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That gave The Reddogs Patriots the win. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who actually enjoys playing fantasy football ... leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck was he doing?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's supposed to be a fucking professional. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All he had to do was hand the ball off.... throw an in-completion. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just don't take a sack !! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The is the fucking NFL !! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My shitty fantasy team finally has a good day... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ..and I fucking lose because Dalton gets sacked for 8th time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This isn't some stupid Madden MyPlayer shit where I try to steal touchdowns from the teamates. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer .. there's still 9 games left in the season. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This was the best game I'm ever going to get out of my sorry team |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer .. you still have Maholmes and .. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's only matter a time before Maholmes shits the bed too |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Kareem Hunt !! A girlfriend beater !! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tyreek Hill.. Still out injured. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Patriots RBs. No idea who to play. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Perry had to screw himself trading for Justin Fournette just to have a usable RB |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every week my starters suck and my bench goes off and I just get madder and madder. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ..and when I finally do get a decent week out of my players... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | this fucking shit happens !! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My team is just throwing winnable games away !! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ..and it's not like I'm not paying attention to my team. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I read all the rankings and waiver wire pickups and start/sits. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My team just fucking sucks.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Useless scrubs. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No matter what I do, my power ranking just ends up in the toilet. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and Grossman's team starting an old man and a cripple does better than mine. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What the fuck do I even do. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My team's completely loaded and too talented to rebuild. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ..but can't win any fucking games ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. He just cant understand he sucks at fantasy football. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have to win every game from here on out. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least Tyreek Hill may finally return from IR. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I get consistent production out of Dalvin Cook now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He should be good for 15 points a week if he can stay healthy. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't understand what I did to the fantasy football gods to deserve this shit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don't even know why I keep playing a game that makes me mad |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least maybe I can find entertaining new ways to lose each week |