Trump Ukraine Downfall Parody

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Inside the Trump war rooms when he learns that he is going to face an impeachment inquiry

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00:00 - 00:03Sir you are probably going to be impeached, a majority
00:04 - 00:05of the house wants an inquiry
00:05 - 00:07including a GOP member from Nevada
00:08 - 00:12The polls are quite bad and may get worse
00:12 - 00:15And all the full transcripts of your calls that we hid may go public
00:17 - 00:19It will be alright
00:19 - 00:21What about Paul Ryan? He will help me.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. President,
00:27 - 00:28Ryan...
00:31 - 00:33Paul Ryan is working to undermine you at Fox News
00:34 - 00:36He says he is embarrased by you
00:53 - 00:58McCarthy, Graham, Nunes stay. Everyone else, out.
01:13 - 01:15This is f*cking ridiculous!
01:15 - 01:17We have our own news network!
01:18 - 01:2340% of the country wouldn't care if I shot someone!
01:25 - 01:28And somehow you've let me get impeached?
01:29 - 01:31I feel like I am talking to Don Jr!
01:31 - 01:34Where is the server!?!? What about Vince Foster?!
01:34 - 01:37Are you even trying? Biden likes to smell women's hair!
01:37 - 01:40We need to hit back with dirt of our own!
01:40 - 01:42You cheated on your wife with a porn star..
01:42 - 01:46No one cares! I gave them Kavenaugh!
01:46 - 01:48You asked foreign election interference again a day after Mueller testified
01:48 - 01:52Of course I did, I'm trying to win here!
01:53 - 01:54You're all soft!
01:56 - 01:57Do you think we make it hard to vote because of our principles?
01:57 - 02:00We suppress minority turnout to cement our power!
02:00 - 02:03And you're telling me not to work with other countries?!?
02:04 - 02:08You've all betrayed me, after kissing my ass for years!!
02:08 - 02:13Telling me, MAGA, and everything would be amazing!
02:14 - 02:16I wanted to build the wall, the wall to keep them out
02:17 - 02:21We could have helped the gun lobby, and destroyed ugly windmills
02:27 - 02:29I'll lose the house vote
02:30 - 02:34I will have a trial in the senate for sure
02:34 - 02:36I'll have to beg the rats to acquit
02:41 - 02:42You've failed me
02:43 - 02:47Barr could have refused to turn over any documents
02:48 - 02:53Why did he give over the call memo, or complaint?
02:54 - 02:56Is he soft too? I thought he was loyal!
02:56 - 02:59Seems he'll produce stuff, just because I tweet that we'll do it
03:00 - 03:02Doesn't everyone know my tweets are bullshit!?!?
03:04 - 03:07It;s ok, the evidence doesn't matter in the Senate
03:14 - 03:16It's all so weird
03:19 - 03:23Why does everyone care about this stuff now?
03:25 - 03:26the hotel stuff was ok
03:31 - 03:33I fired Comey for Flynn
03:40 - 03:46If I just had loyalty, we would win in 2020
03:46 - 03:49Instead I'm surrounded by traitors and spies
03:53 - 03:56Get Mitch on the phone