| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a new metal foundry opening here, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pulp mill here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Electronics firm here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Porsche wants to open a new factory. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There may be other manufacturers as well. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Promise them cheap power |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as long as they create jobs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Greta... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Greta Thunberg has addressed the UN. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She says we can't use fossil fuels. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you Prius-driving faggots, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I promised economic recovery! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We need cheap, reliable power! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You can't run industry on moonbeams and unicorn farts! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Climate change is bullshit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | CO2 is harmless. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Water vapor is the major greenhouse gas! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have a country to run. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you say we can't use fossil fuels? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Australians use a Tesla battery - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK YOUR STUPID TESLA BATTERY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Elon Musk says they are good value - |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It cost 100 million dollars! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For 7 minutes storage! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Stupid Japs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | made everyone afraid of nuclear power. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now I'm getting fucked by Greta Thunberg! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Greta is a stupid little cunt who doesn't attend school! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She has autism and Asbergers syndrome. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She's not a climate scientist! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why does the UN even listen to her whining? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had a dream... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To make Germany great again! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Rebuild industry. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now I'm getting fucked. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | By a retarded sixteen year-old girl with mental issues! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Were' supporting all of Merkel's shitholians. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We have no more money. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We spent a fortune on solar panels. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Wind farms are useless! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, our pussy-wagon is electric. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need jobs. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need cheap power. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Reliable power. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Renewables suck. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just hope I can build enough hydro-electric plants. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I'm screwed. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Greta. |
