| 00:00 - 00:03 | Donnie tweeted ten originals last night |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and the POTUS account |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | needed 10 more retweets in order to get to B7 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All we needed was for Dan to do his job |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and bring them all over to the POTUS account. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How much money did we make? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dan only brought 9 over. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We were 1 short |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These people stay: Richie, Casper, Blitz, RJ. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Hit the retweet button! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How hard is it to hit the retweet button! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This man should have been fired years ago! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | In what world |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | does a golf caddy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | have the qualifications to be a social media director. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Richie, in some ways this is your fault. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Were you drinking enough this morning? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I drank a 12 pack of Bud Light to get those Donnie tweets. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You should have drank a case! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My drinking is only correlated to Donnie tweets, not Dan. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If only your peen was as big as ESNYC's |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I might have some respect for you. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hotter wife, bigger boat. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not to mention tighter abs. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How can you let him cuck you like that? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Casper you good for nothing! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You're almost as bad as Dan. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Some weeks you harass him on Twitter |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then you're gone for weeks at a time! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can I bet on POTUS |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | when the people I'm supposed to trust |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | are as inconsistent as Dan? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And you RJ. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Any time I go to the comment section |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have to see your "loL" comments. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Immediately I panic. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What if the market is wrong...panic! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You don't know any more than us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. He really does know more. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is all due to the Hatch Act. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But if Kelly Conway can get away with it, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | why not Dan? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is not a prediction market. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's a random flip of a coin. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If a butterfly flaps its wings in Brazil... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | will Dan hit the retweet button? |
