| 00:01 - 00:07 | Our Glorious Leader has determined that IOPS is a success |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | With senior leaders getting reeducation camp training and will now smile and clap as directed |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | The Police Federation will follow our glorious leader |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | or go back to being Frontline |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Its` all FAKE NEWS |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | The technology will allow us to cut recorded crime and reporting by filing them into Black holes |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | and we will soon upgrade to windows 98 |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | or whatever Capita have on the shelf |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | No one who matters will die and panic buttons work fine |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | and all missing persons will eventually be found by someone |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Just like Brexit |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | We will get what we wanted. |
