00:02 - 00:04 | Is that Cary on the phone? The dude who sent the memo? |
00:05 - 00:07 | Mein Fuhrer, whatever you say, don't scream at him. |
00:08 - 00:14 | Mein Fuhrer, if you do, he'll take away our giftcards too. Then we are left with nothing. |
00:15 - 00:16 | Give me the phone, you pussy! |
00:17 - 00:18 | Please don't call him a corporate freak. Or twit. |
00:18 - 00:20 | He thinks he's a cool guy. Please... |
00:22 - 00:23 | Carey! |
00:23 - 00:26 | You corporate freak! Are you trying to piss me off? |
00:26 - 00:27 | Um... No. |
00:27 - 00:29 | Then why did you take away my Vanilla fix? |
00:29 - 00:31 | It's not you. We're losing money on the interchange rates. |
00:31 - 00:36 | Money? Money? I've just applied for 10 new credit cards. How am I supposed to meet the spend? You think it'll meet itself, you twit? |
00:36 - 00:40 | But there is some massive fraud going on. |
00:40 - 00:46 | And quite honestly,we're also tired of you, people. |
00:46 - 00:51 | Calling all the time, walking in, day or night, bugging people. Get life already. |
00:51 - 00:54 | You corporate twit! |
00:55 - 01:00 | You think you can take away my manufactured spend? From my dead, cold fingers! |
01:02 - 01:04 | Oh, don't give me that look. |
01:05 - 01:10 | Why do I have to do everything around here? Find me new ways to spend. |
01:11 - 01:16 | Mein Fuhrer, what new ways? There are no new ways? What's your order? |
01:16 - 01:17 | THAT'S the order! |