| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have serious news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Knick will be retiring. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He may tell the boss to go to hell. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has other grand aspirations. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He may travel to Berlin to become a taco bender. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let me get this straight. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A taco bender? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Knick..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Knick wants to be a taco bending rockstar. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has a grand plan. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Bob, Henry, Mike, Yoder, leave this room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE HAS A TACO BENDING PLAN? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I DON'T EVEN LIKE TACO'S |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | (he doesn't like taco's?) |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (how can someone not like taco's?) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I HATE TACO TUESDAYS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND I HATE SALSA! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | RICE AND BEANS? GUACAMOLE? GAAACK! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But...everyone loves taco Tuesday. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T LIKE TACO TUESDAY AND I DON'T LIKE TACO BENDERS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, you have not seen Knick's mad skills.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SKILLS, SHMILLS! DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SKILLS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TACO BENDING! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FIRST IT'S TACO BENDING |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THEN IT'S VOTING LIKE A SOCIALIST! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WANTING FREE THINGS LIKE OBAMA PHONES |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who even likes Obama phones anyway? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You can never get a cell, even when you stand next to a tower! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL IN A TACO ORDER! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NO WONDER I HATE GLORIFIED, SANCTIMONIOUS TACO BENDERS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I was a lad, I liked taco's. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even if the taco's weren't bent as well as Knick's. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They were still delicious. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But then, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MY TACO SHELLS STARTED BREAKING ALL OVER THE PLACE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | MAKING ONE HELL OF A MESS ALL OVER THE PLACE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My Dachsund would eat my crushed taco's! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT'S WHY I HATE TACO'S AND DACHSUNDS! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | SO WHY SHOULD I SUPPORT TACO BENDING? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he likes Dachsund al Pastor |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I can open a taqueria. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And hire the best taco bender in the land. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hire Knick. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And give him a pedastal. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | People would come from far away to see Knick's taco bending skills. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And enjoy crisp taco shells that don't break. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's not too much to ask..... |
