| 00:00 - 00:03 | We got wiped out by another squad. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We were ambushed transitioning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from Shifty Shafts into Neo Tilted. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The enemy was equipped with gold scars and doo-doo grenades |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we witnessed heavy fighting as we moved into the urban environment. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What happened to regular Tilted Towers? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What is this space age bullshit? Where is big grey? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There was a volcano and Tilted is gone. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Tilted Towers was destroyed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone besides Sootdoot, Cluckster, and BigDoggSwag, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is BULLSHIT. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could you let this happen? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You are a well equipped team with weapons and vehicles. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You were at full health and potion. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Someone please explain that to me. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will find these people |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and shove a doo-doo grenade right up their ass. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is complete and utter bullshit. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Leader, we have done well at adapting to |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We don't have to adapt to shit. We just have to kill the enemy. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Leader, we were getting good hits. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a shit about your hits? I care about knocks! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its all fucked. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You are playing against four and five year olds. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And you're telling me you cannot even get near Neo Tilted? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want you to get your fat asses back onto that bus and jump. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We equip you with the best weapons. We have hidden chests all over the island. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't want any more excuses. You have won this battle before and you will win it again. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's not that god damn hard. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just get out there and kill those noobs and fucking win. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not really sure what to think. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's not like you're playing against Ninja. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Take the initiative away from the enemy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking aye. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Half the time you die in the storm like its your first time playing. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You know the storm is coming. There is a little clock that tells you when it is coming. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And yet. "Oh shit the storm is here." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know how many games we have wasted getting killed by the storm? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So god damn close to winning the game?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. They can always run another. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I remember the old days. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Back when Victory Royales were common |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for us. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's almost time. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Guys I think it's getting close to that time of the night... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I think that could be it for me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But I'm probably good for one more. |
