Commandos - The Movie
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The Vale Commandos - Top golfing group, includes clowns, intellect, idiots et al
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | A group called 'Commandos' has been uncovered |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Stocky aka Oxo is originator |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are based here in South Wales |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mmm. How many are believed to be amongst them. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We think around 12 active members, but there could be up to 32. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you are fucking guessing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Stocky? Is he a thick cunt? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We are unsure feuher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But he is a fat twat |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There are various characters in the group |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | CCJB likes to think he's in command |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I've heard of him, isn't he a Jack Bastard |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He Only follows winners |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why is the cunt not with us! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He is such a double header, he could go undercover for us the bastard |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What other wankers are in this fucking group |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Well theres a new Jack Bastard |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For fuck sake, not another one, they get everywere |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We need to exterminate the Jack Bastards for starters |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What other assholes form this group |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Well there's Big Al. He sends erotic hol pics |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There's Monkto who knows all the top porn sites |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Damo, he's one of the few sensible fuckers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's partial to bottle of Irish Mist, but falls over too easily |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What about the rest of them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Commandos be fucked! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They are just a bunch of twats! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who the fuck else is in this group |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've heard there's a big lump of a lady called Llew |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Yes, I know a few women who know him quite well. He is a big boy, apparently |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who the fuck does he think he is! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I hear he's really shit at golf, yet he pulls the fucking women |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This twat Monkto. He's into nude bathing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dirty bastard. Likes big cars as well as big tits and arses! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What others are in this fucking group |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There's DD the tax man |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Don't mention fucking tax to me, they're all cunts and need to be shot |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I bet the twat is good at golf too. Makes it fucking worse |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I need to improve my golf. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How can a group of Welsh fucking hillbillies annoy me so much |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They have an Englishman and a fucking Scotsman too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | What about the two wankers who who dress up in Lycra? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know, like Geraint fucking Thomas |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Meeky and Ley I believe, a pair of fucking pissheads! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wankers the pair of em |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then there's the quiet assassin Dodgey Mullen |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And then there's another Jack Bastard Lloydy, whose also a fucking Scouse Supporter! What a wanker |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We cannot let this continue unchecked! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They are getting worse and must be stopped. |