Ingress - Google react to Turf (Hitlers rant)
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The empire strikes again:)
Check out TURF at turfgame.com
or google play
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ingress is working. Portals are being placed everywhere in New York |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Soon we will build portals at statues here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After a few years, they will be able to play Ingress in germany, even in scandinavia. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And after all that, we will not have created another google wave. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we are the only game of our kind. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Taking places in real life will revolutionize. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | There is actually one game out there already, turf - outdoor addiction. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | They have been around for two years. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who like this game, Turf, Get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the hell didn´t you tell me this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Spending millions of dollars to create a bloody copy? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you even know how to google before a new project? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are there only shoulder peeking cheaters at NianticLabs? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to google plus. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It all went to hell because of facebooks head start! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought we learned something from all failed copy cat projects! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they apparently only established themselves in a few countries. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But that is a huge head start! Dont tell me they have an iphone version? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, They apparently only have an early beta iphone version. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But we are months away from an iphone version! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I havent fired enough idiots! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we did our research!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we checked the competition!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We might need to close the entire project now, before it is even started! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We cannot afford another failure! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You said we were gonna be first, and now we are years behind some small stupid company! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are doomed if we don't crush them. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only we would learn from history. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't be the winner if you make a copy! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We'd have to make a huge expansive pr-campaign in order to win this! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're playing against? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We will make commercials so expensive that they succumb under our pressure! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Turf has the users on their side. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | We will use all the money from the empire to push this project forward! |
| 03:18 - 03:24 | And lets see, are they using google maps in their app? We will REMOVE that possibility and choke them! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We'll win. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Find out how to get to them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Start burning all their options, removing the competition is our only option! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We are the empire, we must conquer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |