Mac and the Facebook Stazi
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The Facebook Stazi mix business with pleasure in attempt to catch their No. 1 felon.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...and the Transporter Bridge, the Pride of the Boro. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You can do a Bungy Jump there; |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then shopping at the retail park, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and on to the Riverside Stadium |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | where we can catch a game of footy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fantastic ! An ideal time |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to catch Mac Wilson at the One Stop Shop |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mac ....err |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mac moved to Whitby a few months ago |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We though you already knew. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | OK Everyone out - Except Turk, Dobson, Owen & Thorndyke |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck is going on here ?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm the Supreme Chancellor of the Facebook Stazi |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and yet I'm the last to know that Mac has moved to Whitby |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Many many snowflakes have reported his facebook posts |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | His bare arse adorns his Fb page |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and his beloved IWITRN facebook group. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Some twat has even started a petition to issue him |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | blackout blinds, or even to brick up his windows |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have given him a 30 day ban |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A 30 day ban...you might as well give him a medal |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we didn't want to cancel the trip to Boro |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Weekenders in Boro...I'd rather go to Beirut |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did you think I was Raf Reg ?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There's people who glow in the dark |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | by breathing in the Smoggy atmosphere from |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all the chemical plants. Why would anyone want to go there ? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We can't have people going round showing their arse any time they wish |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Our jobs are on the line ! The snowflakes need us ! Their frail hearts can't take it. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have to bring Facebook back to Stazi control !! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I knew I shouldn't have employed WAFU's !! Should've employed Dabbers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The only reason I was going to Boro' |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | was to catch that Bare Arsed Bunting Tosser, who blights our lives |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | with alarming regularity. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Three years in the planning, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Meticulous down to the smallest detail - Wasted |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and to compound that, were running low on Eye Bleach |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We've only 2 weeks supply left. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I've tried to order more, but they sent the last lot to Joanna's |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We need to get Mac's arse shots out of circulation |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't Worry, I've got some spare photos if you want |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose we could have a trip to Whitby |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Visit the Captain Cook Museum, & The Magpie Cafe... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...get an Ice Cream |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hear there's a Pub there, The Board Inn, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Decent pint, nice meals, a new barman too. We can have a pint there first, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then restart the search for Mac Wilson. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Don't worry Sir, We'll find him |