Datascope engineers
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The simple life of a simple engineer, who's soul purpose is to reduce their knowledge base year on year.
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| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have faults all over Europe |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With heavy concentrations in this region |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are lads stuck on jobs and they need your help |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If I get one of them to goto this job, can you help him? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why aren't they fixing the faults? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are they not diagnosing the issues? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ste... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They forgot their A to B cable |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | their laptop has died |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they lost the software you put on a flash drive for them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't hardware support, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A simple job! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Goto site and plug your laptop in! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With a fucking A to B cable |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Jesus! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can they even fuck that up!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bet they didn't even bother charging their laptop before they got there |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's simple... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How do they consistently fuck this shit up!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mate, they're trying, I've been training them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Sean! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ste, I have, I've been in London with them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Useless fuck |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Incompetent! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 'down in London, training' |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bull shit, it's a fucking jolly for you! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 'site meetings' all fucking lies |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Probably pissing up all the time |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With those useless fuckers you've been 'training' |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why must I have to endure |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This relentless torrent of incompetents |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And it always comes back to me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just one day, one day |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want someone to use their brain |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Ste will sort it as he always does! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just give me a break |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe someone help me for a change? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Instead of 'Ste this and Ste that' |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's not fair you cunts! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ben, it's okay, don't cry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You're all cunts |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I fucking hate you all |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Coke... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A can of coke |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | One of you fuckers get me a can of coke |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I'll help your retard out |
| 03:57 - 03:58 | Cunts |