| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Shorten, the counts are starting to come in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Queensland's a bloodbath |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tassie's crook |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Territory is OK |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But communist Victoria is weak |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | GetUp! will deliver, I am sure |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They've splashed millions around |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Shorten |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've been thrashed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Clobbered by the retirees and tradies |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wants Albo or Plebiscite to replace me, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've been doing a 5-week victory lap |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Jogging all over the place |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dodging Alan Jones like a matador |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did women voters desert me? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where's that little rodent, Bowen? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's all his fault! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "If you don't like us, don't vote for us" Fuck me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You didn't want to give costings |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We're Labor. We don't do "costings" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | People don't trust you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How dare you! I know the Pratts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Quentin Bryce |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Rudd and Gillard will be in fits |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What am I going to tell Chloe? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Bloody Clive Palmer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He and Jackie Trad's mob have stuffed us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The prize was in my grasp and now this |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A giant shit sandwich |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How could I lose to a goofball like Morrison? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe it. After 30 years |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Grovelling. Doing deals. Knifing people |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Shafting workers if necessary |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe Hawkie knew something |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No Lodge or Kirribilli House. No more Raheen |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All we got from GetUp! was that gap-toothed bimbo |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They promised us ten seats |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where are they? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sally McManus's ads were appalling |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright. It was your first time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cock-of-the-walk to feather duster |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What will my pension be? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Destroy the victory pic |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And the speech |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How can we block Albo? That must be my legacy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Authentic bastard he is! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck me |
