| 00:00 - 00:03 | Following AP World we'll proceed to |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | AP Bio, AP Chem, maybe AP Literature or Physics |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Plus AP Psych and AP Art History everyone says are super easy. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With improved study strategies, this plan will be effective |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Don't get carried away. Studying wasn't really necessary in AP World |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | actually... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The truth is our spies at the AP Reading report... |
| 00:34 - 00:40 | that you didn't earn any points in the FRQs. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Those in my study group will stay: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is this even possible?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I studied for almost the whole weekend! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and I highlighted all those stupid period review packets |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I looked up some stuff on Wikipedia. |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | I could draw a map of the world and I stayed awake in class most days! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I subjected myself to dozens of idiotic John Green videos. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I cannot permit you to insult John Green... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If I hear about Mongols being the exception one more time I will literally ingest cyanide. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Still, some of them were funny sir. |
| 01:48 - 01:53 | Funny? It wasn't funny crippling my hand writing 3 SAQs, a DBQ and a flippin' LEQ! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | It was supposed to be easy! |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | I mean, Sophomores take this class. Sophomores!!! |
| 01:59 - 02:03 | I participated in the trial of Chinngis Khan, I was even one of the lawyers! |
| 02:03 - 02:08 | Plus I took some notes on a chapter or two. |
| 02:08 - 02:12 | ...and I looked over Epler's ridiculous In-Reviews for at least 30 minutes the night before the exam. |
| 02:13 - 02:17 | We all hung out at Starbucks... I don't even like coffee! |
| 02:17 - 02:23 | Now all of the other dictators will make fun of me, especially Stalin... |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | I mean, I went to class, I did most of the work I had to. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I maintained a decent grade without becoming an obnoxious "tryhard." |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even memorized the Chinese Dynasties song. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I even stayed for iSpartan once. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I had my mom go to the bookstore and buy me a review book. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And all year long I quietly listened to Epler ramble on about "analyzing" and to "explain!" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even asked a question once or twice. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Analyzing can be a pain when you haven't done the reading. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who even has time to read all of that crap?!?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we both got 3's. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | Those FRQs were really hard. |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | POV? In real life when does anyone need to analyze the quality of information? |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Evidence beyond the docs...You can take that and shove it... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least there's the multiple choice section. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm sure I did better on that. Though I did draw zig-zags on the answer sheet toward the end. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I might have fallen asleep for a while. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will never forgive you Mr. Epler... |
