| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have our first English paper today from Edexcel |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is worth a total of 80 marks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and it's on An Inspector Calls and Macbeth |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Remember to revise every scene with Macbeth and Lady Macbeth in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and go over all the Birlings in An Inspector Calls |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes I'll revise that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The extract question will be on Macbeth's portrayal |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Edexcel |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Edexcel decided to make the extract question about the Porter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and how he is presented |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you remembered who the porter was, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's made me so mad |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What in the name of Beezlebub was that!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I spent two years learning about Macbeth and his rise and fall for absolutely nothing! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What goes through their heads? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They had so many options to choose from |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | but they go with the irrelevant drunken gatekeeper |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | who is literally in one scene |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and only talks about being drunk! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer what about An Inspector Calls? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was hopeless! I had no idea what to write on that question either. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the Inspector is easy to write about |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I forgot about him because his last name isn't "Birling" |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | but I answered the question! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I wrote 377 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in a bold black marker pen |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all across the paper and the table. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then the pen exploded and the ink went right through my paper |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't tell you how much I want to go "knock knock" at Edexcel's gates |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they're the true representation of evil in Macbeth. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They've made it so I've got no chance of getting better grades than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's an utter disgrace |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | those freaks have robbed me off straight 9s |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they deserve ink poisoning! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I hate them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | who the bloody hell decided to choose these awful questions? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I hope they have their insides burnt out and die in great agony |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | just like Eva Smith! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Those damn fries of treachery! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They deserve to sleep no more! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can always go and work in Aldi. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I feel like Eva Smith |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | after Sheila got her fired from that shop. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm doomed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | there's never any hope |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | not when the paper is written by a farmyard animal. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope Edexcel head office burns down |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | that'd be nice. |
