Tom vs Cena
302 views • 3/6/2014
It appears that James Rocker-Edwards has added another girl on Facebook This means he has bankers from all over Tamworth Dordon to Mile Oak From what we can tell Tom he has shagged half of Tamworth but beyond that, it's not clear whether he has shagged outside of the Midlands So you're saying he has shagged a lot of birds J.T?
00:00 - 00:03 | It appears that James Rocker-Edwards has added another girl on Facebook |
00:04 - 00:05 | This means he has bankers from all over Tamworth |
00:05 - 00:07 | Dordon to Mile Oak |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell Tom he has shagged half of Tamworth |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear whether he has shagged outside of the Midlands |
00:17 - 00:19 | So you're saying he has shagged a lot of birds J.T? |
00:19 - 00:21 | This seems fishy. |
00:24 - 00:26 | But Tom... |
00:27 - 00:28 | he... he... |
00:31 - 00:33 | He has shagged around 50 girls! |
00:34 - 00:36 | He is organising this through Facebook |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Rooker is Sexier than me leave now! |
01:13 - 01:15 | What are you even saying? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I don't care if he has shagged 48 girls I am much better looking! |
01:18 - 01:23 | He's a sex pest, and a shit driver! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Have you shagged Rooker? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Yes I have |
01:31 - 01:34 | He uses photo filters they are a joke! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Somebody said he looked like Channing Tatum!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | He doesn't even have a good diet! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Tom, Rooker has made great gains in the gym |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up J.T you Jew |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Tom, his golden tan gives him such a glow! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Girls don't want a dark handsome man, who looks like Channing Tatum!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | They want a real man like me! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I can't believe he has had so much sex! |
01:57 - 02:00 | I will never reach his kind of numbers |
02:00 - 02:03 | He is big in the game, 50 girls!! He's not even 30!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | For Fuck Sake!! Can he not just settle down |
02:08 - 02:13 | Shag one girl so there is one left for me!! |
02:14 - 02:16 | All this wanking is driving me insane!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I will be watching Brazzers Porn online forever!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | It's so fucking expensive! |
02:30 - 02:34 | £24.99 a month!! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Do you know how many protein shakes he has a day? |
02:41 - 02:42 | 3 a day!! I can't even have one shake! |
02:43 - 02:47 | They give me the shits!! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will never get laid! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe I will just have to get a prostitute! |
02:56 - 02:59 | I need to do more bicep curls |
03:00 - 03:02 | And get a car with 300bhp!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Debbie, Tom doesn't know Rob has banged first! |
03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck it, J.T I think I'll just get a prostitute |
03:19 - 03:23 | I need the best hooker in Tamworth |
03:25 - 03:26 | J.T ask siri |
03:31 - 03:33 | At least Rob hasn't got laid before me! |
03:40 - 03:46 | I am still the alpha Wood brother! |
03:46 - 03:49 | There is no chance Rob has got a bang before me, if he has |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'll chop his balls off! |
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