| 00:00 - 00:03 | Age of Empires: The situation is looking grim |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Even with our '10 hours between Nukes' initiative |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Visine's somehow managed to hold strong in K45 and K55 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are starting to see a build up of fakes on our fronts suggesting new OPs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it will only be time before we start getting pushed further back |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | ODIN: Don't worry, with Burn on our side |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll easily win the 1 v 3 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Age of Empires: Uh yeah... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | About that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Infamous: We fucked up and now Burn imploded |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Our best players went to Visine and now tudadar's gone full turtle muttering about how hard it is to 'be KINGMVP' |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you had already realised we were fucked as soon as we warred Visine leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BURN IMPLODED?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I HAD JUST GOTTEN THEM TO STOP HITTING US! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This was supposed to be our greatest moment, to turn and crush those cocky trolls in Visine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now we are going to get fucked beyond belief |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just cause those retards Meti and Hazard couldn't keep a top 3 tribe together |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now you're telling me they have 40% rune dominance |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE ARE HANDING THEM THIS WORLD ON A FUCKING PLATTER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHY IS EVERYONE SO SHIT AT THIS GAME BUT ME?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Balian: I'm sure if I keep shitposting on externals calling them huggers and cheaters they'll eventually cave |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HOLY SHIT THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING YOU'VE BEEN DOING ALL WORLD! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | As soon as I find the 20% of the best community players left we'll have them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those 20% wouldn't play with us even if we paid them $20 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO ONE LIKES US GODDAMNIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They all want to be on Visine's side |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With their fucking memes and "great teamwork" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Their duke literally has Ariana fucking Grande as his COA! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Meanwhile I'm here being the most perfect duke the game has seen |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you realise how many hours I have to put into spamming those massive CMs to everybody?!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had to renew my fucking Photoshop license with Adobe |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just to try and frame Trex! I even signed up for some course on how to spread propaganda like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've put so much effort into the tribe |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just by myself I have managed to internal more than half of WUS/Valhal/IWD |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And still no one gets my brilliance |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Mubakoy even managed to phish Visine's skypes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND WE STILL COULDNT DEFEND SHIT WHILE KNOWING THEIR WHOLE OP! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | MEA and AAA are literally the most useless part of this alliance |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They just sit there tossing random nukes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Krieger keeps telling me about how his bots have 'machine learning' now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HELP WITH ANYTHING?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Arabela: Don't worry I'm sure Krieger's bots will be lit |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Koreans themselves don't do shit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All Hellosica does is keep spamming K-pop in the tribe chat |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're fucked... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We should just mass delete |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I should have known when we couldn't even backstab two players with no stacks and with two tribes hitting them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That shit was going to end like this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me some Visine, my eyes are red... |
