Steve Dodge is a Disc
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00:00 - 00:03 | The tournament has begun. |
00:04 - 00:05 | FPO lead card is ready. |
00:05 - 00:07 | They're teeing off here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We're just waiting for the video crew. |
00:12 - 00:15 | They should be right here. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I assume CCDG and Jomez are here. |
00:19 - 00:21 | They'll broadcast it. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Dodge... |
00:27 - 00:28 | You told them... |
00:31 - 00:33 | You told them to go fuck themselves. |
00:34 - 00:36 | You told them we'd film it. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you support CCDG or Jomez on Patreon, please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | People say, "We love CCDG and Jomez." |
01:15 - 01:17 | "They're helping grow the sport." |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who even watches disc golf on YouTube?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Losers, that's who! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Not winners like Steve Dodge! |
01:31 - 01:34 | What the fuck are we going to do? |
01:34 - 01:37 | I know! Go get Nate Sexton. |
01:37 - 01:40 | We'll have him do commentary. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Dodge, Nate Sexton isn't here. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Why isn't Nate Sexton here? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Dodge, because of you. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Why don't you just shove a Sexybird up my ass?! |
01:53 - 01:54 | A swirly one! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Nate Sexton isn't here. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Jonathan Gomez isn't here. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Ian Anderson isn't here. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Terry Miller isn't here. |
02:08 - 02:13 | What are we supposed to do?! |
02:14 - 02:16 | All we have is one 14.4k modem |
02:17 - 02:21 | and a dial-up connection to AOL. |
02:27 - 02:29 | We'll film it with flip phones. |
02:30 - 02:34 | And enormous VHS camcorders from the 90s. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I'll carry a generator to power everything. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'll show them. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Steve Dodge doesn't need a great internet connection. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Steve Dodge doesn't need flight tracker or slowmez. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Steve Dodge doesn't need 100k subscribers. |
02:56 - 02:59 | We'll make CCDG and Jomez look like amatures. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'll make sure they never do disc golf videos again! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. CCDG is releasing the Bloom soon. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I've made our bed. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Now we must lie in it. |
03:25 - 03:26 | And use the sheets... |
03:31 - 03:33 | ...as a background for commentary. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I hope Val Jenkins and Nate Doss can get us out of this mess. |
03:46 - 03:49 | They're our only hope. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Let's Watch Some Disc Golf |
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