Steve Dodge is a Disc

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00:00 - 00:03The tournament has begun.
00:04 - 00:05FPO lead card is ready.
00:05 - 00:07They're teeing off here.
00:08 - 00:12We're just waiting for the video crew.
00:12 - 00:15They should be right here.
00:17 - 00:19I assume CCDG and Jomez are here.
00:19 - 00:21They'll broadcast it.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Dodge...
00:27 - 00:28You told them...
00:31 - 00:33You told them to go fuck themselves.
00:34 - 00:36You told them we'd film it.
00:53 - 00:58If you support CCDG or Jomez on Patreon, please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15People say, "We love CCDG and Jomez."
01:15 - 01:17"They're helping grow the sport."
01:18 - 01:23Who even watches disc golf on YouTube?!
01:25 - 01:28Losers, that's who!
01:29 - 01:31Not winners like Steve Dodge!
01:31 - 01:34What the fuck are we going to do?
01:34 - 01:37I know! Go get Nate Sexton.
01:37 - 01:40We'll have him do commentary.
01:40 - 01:42Mr. Dodge, Nate Sexton isn't here.
01:42 - 01:46Why isn't Nate Sexton here?
01:46 - 01:48Mr. Dodge, because of you.
01:48 - 01:52Why don't you just shove a Sexybird up my ass?!
01:53 - 01:54A swirly one!
01:56 - 01:57Nate Sexton isn't here.
01:57 - 02:00Jonathan Gomez isn't here.
02:00 - 02:03Ian Anderson isn't here.
02:04 - 02:08Terry Miller isn't here.
02:08 - 02:13What are we supposed to do?!
02:14 - 02:16All we have is one 14.4k modem
02:17 - 02:21and a dial-up connection to AOL.
02:27 - 02:29We'll film it with flip phones.
02:30 - 02:34And enormous VHS camcorders from the 90s.
02:34 - 02:36I'll carry a generator to power everything.
02:41 - 02:42I'll show them.
02:43 - 02:47Steve Dodge doesn't need a great internet connection.
02:48 - 02:53Steve Dodge doesn't need flight tracker or slowmez.
02:54 - 02:56Steve Dodge doesn't need 100k subscribers.
02:56 - 02:59We'll make CCDG and Jomez look like amatures.
03:00 - 03:02I'll make sure they never do disc golf videos again!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. CCDG is releasing the Bloom soon.
03:14 - 03:16I've made our bed.
03:19 - 03:23Now we must lie in it.
03:25 - 03:26And use the sheets...
03:31 - 03:33...as a background for commentary.
03:40 - 03:46I hope Val Jenkins and Nate Doss can get us out of this mess.
03:46 - 03:49They're our only hope.
03:53 - 03:56Let's Watch Some Disc Golf