| 00:00 - 00:03 | Vice Chancellor weve sold land that didnt belong to us. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At Shinfield, Bulmershe and Sonning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're 122 million reichsmarks in debt |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Charity Commission are on the outskirts of Reading |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Office for Students are at Earley Gate |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But what about Malaysia? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely that's making money |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Vice Chancellor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Malaysia |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Malaysia is a complete clusterfuck |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's losing an absolute fortune |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Brooks, Raimo, Fellowes and Van de Noort |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Tony Downes told me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That Malaysia would be a gold mine |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A fucking gold mine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everybody has been lying to me. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even PwC |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I paid 40 million reichsmarks for PwC |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those fuckers told me the University would be more efficient |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If I sacked 200 people |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Vice Chancellor I can't permit you to insult PwC |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They told me wed go up 200 places in the Times ranking |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Vice Chancellor, this is outrageous! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You people are unworthy of me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I gave up a job at a primary school to come here |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I didnt have to come here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I could have gone to a Russell Group |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm a personal friend of Michael Gove |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've been on Any Questions |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm a Knight Commander of the fucking Bath |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have liquidated the Senior Management Group |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the University Executive Board like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What thanks do I get for coming here? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | UCU organises a fucking vote of no confidence |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then they go on strike |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the fucking Marxists |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Occupy the Reichstag |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I dreamt of introducing a market in higher education |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now you can't even afford to pay my salary |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Quarter of a million a year |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That's all I ask |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dianne please calm down |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's all over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't go on |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm going to Sunderland |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fucking Sunderland |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That's what it's come to |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's over to you Van de Noort |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do whatever you like |
