| 00:00 - 00:03 | They have All You Can Eat Buffets |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sizzler is here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Furrs, Lubys and ChinaDon are here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Northshore O and D line eat there daily |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Their mommas also are amazing cooks and feed them well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We need our boys to do the same |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have our boys go to Steiner Ranch Steakhouse |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach Carter |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner Ranch isn't the same |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have NO All You Can Eat buffets |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Stein, Drink, Spano, Bobby...Stay Here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where are the Buffets? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can we get big lineman to move here |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If we don't have ALL YOU CAN EAT restaurants??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can't attract families who like to eat |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They don't eat sushi, and what |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have like six sushi places?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We need to get bigger. We can't get bigger eating "Bait" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Northshore has Sizzler we have Bon Sushi?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | LT moms like sushi so they can wear yoga pants |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Even HEB has sushi!! Tell them to fry more chicken for us! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach, our parents are health conscious. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Where's a Golden Corral when I need one?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did you see the size of NorthShore? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Some idiot said they looked like a JUCO team |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WRONG - They Looked Like OLE MISS!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It was like trying to block 4 German Panzer Tanks! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They don't eat Sushi and drive Range Rovers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They Eat Like grown ass men who just got off work from the Mill |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Coach Morris would LOL if he knew we didn't have a Sizzler here |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have to be Bigger Faster and Stronger and it starts now!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought maybe Mr. Carlisle could help |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe a couple more grandsons are out there |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Westlake probably caters buffet lunches |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not even an Panchos Mexican Buffet nearby ! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Someone said Jasons Deli was opening and it ended up being a hotel! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | New Hotels and Banks don't help us, unless they have a buffet in the back |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our boys outwork everyone. We are Fast as gazelles |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But without the right places to eat |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Moms will have to learn to cook! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No cooking, Your son can go play lacrosse |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We can still rely on our speed though |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have great kids with excellent GPAs |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | ... all under 200lbs |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Get coupons to the Brazil steakhouse? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our offensive and defensive line is Strong like Bull |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Food Trucks are coming I hear |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | still.. I'd kill for a Sizzler... |
