| 00:00 - 00:03 | It all started with a concept called building |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fortnite |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The battle is building |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | People seemed to really like the concept |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And our profits skyrocketed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And you added in the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ranked system i requested? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | skins are what |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | skins are what make the game money |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and shiny new items |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're name isn't speedygonzalez, tinytimothy, tfue, or loomin, leave us. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I said ranked! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ranked is what will make the players happy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You add flossing and boomboxes before a skill based system? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ranked and smooth gameplay |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | are what will keep this game alive |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the players fucking want it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Its all they bitch about on the comp reddit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How long have you been sucking off streamers and casuals |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer we added a sword to increase viewe.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE DAY OFF THE TOURNAMENT?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, we added planes as well to increase mobility |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The game had plenty of mobility after rifts and quadcrashers |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | pop up cups |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | how are pop up cups the evolution |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of ranked when |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you can only play them for 4 fucking hours a day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | atlantis scrims are way more competitive |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | even apex already has it added to their game files and they've been a game for 4 fucking days |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we were #1 on twitch |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i swear to god if I find out who added splode damage through walls, you're done |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | csgo and halo |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | now those were games where skill prevailed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the pinnacle of gaming |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | our game is in such a shit state, chap doesnt even want to compete in the skirmish |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Reloading his fucking outplay |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Thats what they used to say |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | SHING SHING SHING SHING |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | our game is a fucking meme |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok, the marshmallow event was a big hit |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i just want to build |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and outplay my opponents based off skill alone |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | thats all |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Support a creator is all thats left |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we cant allow shroud to be the new ninja on apex |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | quadruple it now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | then at least some casual viewers might return |
