Fortnite Competitive

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00:00 - 00:03It all started with a concept called building
00:04 - 00:05Fortnite
00:05 - 00:07The battle is building
00:08 - 00:12People seemed to really like the concept
00:12 - 00:15And our profits skyrocketed
00:17 - 00:19And you added in the
00:19 - 00:21ranked system i requested?
00:24 - 00:26My fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28skins are what
00:31 - 00:33skins are what make the game money
00:34 - 00:36and shiny new items
00:53 - 00:58If you're name isn't speedygonzalez, tinytimothy, tfue, or loomin, leave us.
01:13 - 01:15I said ranked!
01:15 - 01:17Ranked is what will make the players happy
01:18 - 01:23You add flossing and boomboxes before a skill based system?
01:25 - 01:28ranked and smooth gameplay
01:29 - 01:31are what will keep this game alive
01:31 - 01:34the players fucking want it
01:34 - 01:37Its all they bitch about on the comp reddit
01:37 - 01:40How long have you been sucking off streamers and casuals
01:40 - 01:42My fuhrer we added a sword to increase viewe..
01:42 - 01:46THE DAY OFF THE TOURNAMENT?!?
01:46 - 01:48My fuhrer, we added planes as well to increase mobility
01:48 - 01:52The game had plenty of mobility after rifts and quadcrashers
01:53 - 01:54pop up cups
01:56 - 01:57how are pop up cups the evolution
01:57 - 02:00of ranked when
02:00 - 02:03you can only play them for 4 fucking hours a day
02:04 - 02:08atlantis scrims are way more competitive
02:08 - 02:13even apex already has it added to their game files and they've been a game for 4 fucking days
02:14 - 02:16we were #1 on twitch
02:17 - 02:21i swear to god if I find out who added splode damage through walls, you're done
02:27 - 02:29csgo and halo
02:30 - 02:34now those were games where skill prevailed
02:34 - 02:36the pinnacle of gaming
02:41 - 02:42and now
02:43 - 02:47our game is in such a shit state, chap doesnt even want to compete in the skirmish
02:48 - 02:53Reloading his fucking outplay
02:54 - 02:56Thats what they used to say
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03:00 - 03:02our game is a fucking meme
03:04 - 03:07its ok, the marshmallow event was a big hit
03:14 - 03:16i just want to build
03:19 - 03:23and outplay my opponents based off skill alone
03:25 - 03:26thats all
03:31 - 03:33Support a creator is all thats left
03:40 - 03:46we cant allow shroud to be the new ninja on apex
03:46 - 03:49quadruple it now
03:53 - 03:56then at least some casual viewers might return