| 00:00 - 00:03 | We just received the results from the AFC Championship game |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Patriots ran out to a 14-0 lead |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But the Chiefs came back |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Taking the lead in the 4th quarter |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | From that moment on the game became a shoot out |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Chiefs will easily out score the Patriots |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Goodell |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Patriots |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Patriots won the game in over time. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Brady came through yet again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Peyton, Rivers, Max Kellerman stay. Everyone else leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They did it to me again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The God damn Patriots did it to me again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is all Andy Reid's fault for his team not being ready! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We had the best offense in the NFL. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Playing against a bunch of defensive scrubs! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We should have dropped 50 points on them! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They don't have anyone who can keep up with Hill |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or a linebacker who can even out run Brady. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Goddell. Kyle Van Noy had a good game. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who the FUCK is Kyle Van Noy?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Goodell. He had 10 tackles, 2 sacks and a FF |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit about his stats. Kelce should have ate his lunch! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This was our year! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We were finally going to stick it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to that smug fuck Belichick. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And pay the Patriots back for knocking us out last time. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tomorrow at work, everyone's going make fun of me and Chiefs. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This should have been the beginning of our dynasty |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Mahomes was suppose to become the new Tom Brady |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Reid's going to destroy his confidence, and turn him into the next McNabb! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And where was the pass rush all game? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Houston, Jones and Ford did nothing. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When we needed them the most. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was sure we'd win. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I even ordered my Kansas City AFC Champions shirts already. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I refuse to be like the Colts and change them into AFC finalist shirts. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We had the game at Arrowhead too.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where our defense tends to plays well. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All I'll hear tomorrow is how Brady is the GOAT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Brady only has another 10 years max. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Rams aren't beating them. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I'll have to hand Tom Brady another trophy. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Number 6. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What else can I do? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least we'll get bailed out for that awful call against the Saints when the Patriots win |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and the infinity Gauntlet memes will be epic. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck the Jets. |
