Hitler finds out about the Polaris 850

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This is a test of Hitler finds out about the new Polaris 850

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00:00 - 00:03The dealer called this morning.
00:04 - 00:05Your new sled is in.
00:05 - 00:07We'll pick it up here.
00:08 - 00:12And then head north.
00:12 - 00:15We'll meet up with the rest of the group here.
00:17 - 00:19Excellent, I've been looking forward
00:19 - 00:21to finally getting some seat time.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Steiner
00:31 - 00:33Steiner picked up his 850 last weekend.
00:34 - 00:36And it blew up.
00:53 - 00:58Ski-Doo, Yamaha, & Arctic Cat riders, get out.
01:13 - 01:15What is this fucking shit?
01:15 - 01:17It's like 2008 all over again.
01:18 - 01:23I thought Polaris learned from their past mistakes.
01:25 - 01:28And now we get the Fusion 2.0
01:29 - 01:31I can't believe it's happening again.
01:31 - 01:34I'll end up on a tow rope for sure.
01:34 - 01:37They forgot to lock the PTO bearing in place?
01:37 - 01:40You gotta be fucking kidding me!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, Polaris is loctiting the bearing in place, it won't happen again.
01:42 - 01:46Of course it will. They might as well use chewing gum to hold it in place.
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, Polaris is standing behind these motors.
01:48 - 01:52They're using fucking Loctite!
01:53 - 01:54That's bull shit!
01:56 - 01:57This sled will be like all
01:57 - 02:00their other big bores
02:00 - 02:03total garbage!
02:04 - 02:08I can't believe I got stuck with a lemon again.
02:08 - 02:13My CFI 800 shit the bed on the first ride.
02:14 - 02:16I had to wait 2 hours for a tow.
02:17 - 02:21With polar bears & wolves all around me.
02:27 - 02:29Please tell me they'll get the 2020s right.
02:30 - 02:34Maybe I'll order another one next spring. I'll pay but
02:34 - 02:36they better get this one right or else.
02:41 - 02:42I just want a reliable sled I can depend on.
02:43 - 02:47not worry every second I'm on it.
02:48 - 02:53Is this gonna be the time it blows?
02:54 - 02:56Or am I gonna be in for a long walk?
02:56 - 02:59Every time they claim they got this one right.
03:00 - 03:02And then there they are left & right all blown up!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, he ordered you a 600.
03:14 - 03:16Just get the truck.
03:19 - 03:23Maybe it will make it through the day.
03:25 - 03:26I still got my FUJI right?
03:31 - 03:33At least that one is solid.
03:40 - 03:46Get that one loaded to.
03:46 - 03:49At least I'll have a plan B.
03:53 - 03:56It's better than nothing.