Prelude

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The leadership team discussing plans to opening the wells and producing LNG.

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00:00 - 00:03Gentlman, before you is a map
00:04 - 00:05It shows what was the proposed location
00:05 - 00:07for an onshore LNG plant
00:08 - 00:12We could have easily built a pipeline and jetty here
00:12 - 00:15and already be producing LNG cargos
00:17 - 00:19But instead we have chosen to build a FLNG
00:19 - 00:21Who made this decision?
00:24 - 00:26I believe it was your predessor.
00:27 - 00:28I forget his name...
00:31 - 00:33It had the word "van" in it
00:34 - 00:36Yes, I believe he was dutch
00:53 - 00:58Anybody below JG 3 please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15We have spent 20 billion dollars!
01:15 - 01:17And we still havent produced a fucking drop of LNG
01:18 - 01:23Meanwhile INPEX is sucking the field dry!
01:25 - 01:28We are spending millions a day,
01:29 - 01:31and the workers here do nothing but complain!
01:31 - 01:34" the lamb chops are tough",
01:34 - 01:37" why do I have to share a room"
01:37 - 01:40They are overpaid Fucking whingers!
01:40 - 01:42Sir sharing a room is very inconvenient
01:42 - 01:46I want to stack 4 into a room
01:46 - 01:48But sir the safety case is max 380 pob
01:48 - 01:52Fuck the safety case!
01:53 - 01:54And fuck NOPSEMA!
01:56 - 01:57If we dont start producing soon
01:57 - 02:00We will all lose our jobs
02:00 - 02:03This is not like working at the refinery
02:04 - 02:08We have to produce results here!
02:08 - 02:13The whole world is watching!
02:14 - 02:16And we keep making stupid fucking decisions
02:17 - 02:21 We left Korea to soon.
02:27 - 02:29But we can't go back.
02:30 - 02:34So this big red tub of shit,
02:34 - 02:36must start producing
02:41 - 02:42We will open the wells,
02:43 - 02:47Before the end of 2018
02:48 - 02:53Maybe we can at least use the gas,
02:54 - 02:56to fuel the boilers
02:56 - 02:59If we can get the fucking things started,
03:00 - 03:02and keep them running.
03:04 - 03:07Dont cry, we all know steam was a stupid choice.
03:14 - 03:16We were supposed to be
03:19 - 03:23the worlds first FLNG
03:25 - 03:26But now....
03:31 - 03:33all we can be is the first red FLNG
03:40 - 03:46This project was just meant
03:46 - 03:49to be stepping stone for all of us.
03:53 - 03:56Now we are stuck here.