| 00:00 - 00:03 | The fleas have arrived sir, they are staying in run-down motorhomes. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up by the rink |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dunster's, and The Horse Barns. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't have functioning showers. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what they want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of the one with most teeth. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out when they're leaving |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are staying all weekend. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are buying tons of booze and food. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who plans on going to the flea market, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Buying old junk and giving the fleas reason to stay longer! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Buying old Cd's and VHS tapes!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | When do they think they are going to use them?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 1998? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't they realise everything is digital now?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't they know what a damn MP3 is? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | iTunes for God's sake!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, hipster's think Cd's are still cool. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any reason to buy a scratched Hanson album? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are weirdos and looking for attention. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get attention, but at what cost?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | $5 for a fadora with a hole in it? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just wear a ball cap damn it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Wearing ugly clothes ironically is cool now, I get it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But why does my son dress like "Where's Waldo" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He wears Harry Potter glasses he bought at last year's flea market! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And will walk around this year's flea market looking for a toque for summer! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | His head will be so warm |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why can't he just wear plaid and a ball cap like everybody else? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm going to disown him if he buys a typewriter. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I understand that the flea market is good for the Sussex economy, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's part of what makes this town so interesting |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's better than the murals |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those damn things cost like $400,000! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I drive past that 40 foot horse on the wall every day! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Mural Capital of Atlantic Canada, come on. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What about the hot air balloons? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There was an elephant this year! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, the dragon balloon will be back soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The worst part is that I'm craving a poutine |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and the flea market is the only place in town that has them |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Delicious flea market poutine |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Overpriced, but so worth it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The fact that it is cooked in a shed makes it so much better, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hate the flea market so much |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But I just can't resist...I'm going over now |
