| 00:00 - 00:07 | We must begin our search immediately, he could not have gotten far. The Duck Pond or Empo at most |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He could not have gotten far |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We must begin our search immediately . |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He could have just gotten disoriented in Band's UA. |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | He could have just gotten disoriented in Band's UA. |
| 00:19 - 00:24 | Or Kilo's, God forbid. |
| 00:20 - 00:25 | Or Kilo's, God forbid. |
| 00:25 - 00:28 | Sir, he... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He was last seen boarding a bus |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Maybe he confused I-Pass with U-Pass |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who does not know the alphabet leave. Cashman, Peacock, Garth, and Kelly. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is an outrage! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is it possible to enroll in Virginia Tech |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | without knowing the difference between an I and U!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Does he think |
| 01:30 - 01:34 | that because he ate dinner with C/CSM Dickey every night |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he thinks we have singled him out? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that he is the best Cadet to waddle-drag around Upper Quad |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but have you seen him in the shower, it is impossible to drag properly with that- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want to hear one more "BBC" comment from you, Daniels! |
| 01:46 - 01:47 | Sir, I'm not the same person I was in high school |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Maybe he has changed too |
| 01:49 - 01:53 | No! A development like that does not happen overnight! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Mr. Siesto!... |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | ...cannot have all the attention in the Head. Waltzing around thinking he's so highspeed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why do you think I shit with the door open? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why must the Cadre, every day, have to spend more time correcting him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | rather than focusing their attention on more pertinent issues!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He never has a name tag on |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And yet everyone in the Regiment knows his name. Everyone! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He makes all of India look bad |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Especially the Cadre, even more so me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That New Cadet is ruining my reputation |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He wants to be a Green Beret .. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He can't even remember to put his cover on, shine his shoes, or iron his pants |
| 02:48 - 02:51 | You know what he said to me yesterday? |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | "By your leave, except for my Buds and I" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or maybe it was "expect my Buds and I"... |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Either way! He hosed on his Buds |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Hosed on them so hard! |
| 03:05 - 03:10 | No, not literally |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | He makes me so mad I forgot the pressing issue... |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | Bring him back, I hate to say it but go find him |
| 03:25 - 03:29 | Willingly or not |
| 03:30 - 03:29 | But how to find him? |
| 03:40 - 03:42 | Go, look for clues: startle civilian faces |
| 03:42 - 03:44 | piss-bottles |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | and after the sun goes down: toothpaste |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Roxanne could be with him, hopefully the correct consistency |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | Siesto will be the death of me... |
