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They say the there none in the shops at all So far, we have been to Asda, Waitrose Tesco and Sainsburys From what they tell us, they can't get any more but beyond that, it seems that no has any. Get a hold of the makers.

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00:00 - 00:03They say the there none in the shops at all
00:04 - 00:05So far, we have been to Asda, Waitrose
00:05 - 00:07Tesco and Sainsburys
00:08 - 00:12From what they tell us, they can't get any more
00:12 - 00:15but beyond that, it seems that no has any.
00:17 - 00:19Get a hold of the makers.
00:19 - 00:21find out just where they are
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They have been bought out..
00:34 - 00:36At the moment we don't know by who.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who does not have a Tesco loyalty card get out now.
01:13 - 01:15What the hell have you been doing?
01:15 - 01:17All I wanted was a big bag of Jelly Babies
01:18 - 01:23And you tell me that you cannot find any?
01:25 - 01:28So, this is what it has come to!
01:29 - 01:31We're fucked!
01:31 - 01:34Look what happen when we ran out of Smarties.
01:34 - 01:37We lost the World Cup!
01:37 - 01:40Is it too much to ask?
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we could get the cookhouse to make you some.
01:42 - 01:46It would be like eating dogshit compared with the real thing
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition
01:48 - 01:52They'll get recognition, but not for poisoning me.
01:53 - 01:54Find out who bought them out
01:56 - 01:57Steal the fucking recipe
01:57 - 02:00And then we can make our own.
02:00 - 02:03"We will make them bigger!"
02:04 - 02:08Jellyer
02:08 - 02:13Jellyer and with willies.
02:14 - 02:16Not just any willies but great big stonking willies
02:17 - 02:21We will flood the Fatherland , Europe and the the world.
02:27 - 02:29I have never even boiled a kettle.
02:30 - 02:34But even I will learn how to make Jelly Babies
02:34 - 02:36I will be the best Jelly Baby maker in history
02:41 - 02:42the world will eat Jelly Babies for a thousand years...
02:43 - 02:47They will line them up and bite their heads off
02:48 - 02:53and then their willies!.
02:54 - 02:56Yes. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59find these people and find the recipe
03:00 - 03:02Boil them in their own jelly!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, they will make a special willie for you.
03:14 - 03:16All i want is a big bag of Jelly Babies
03:19 - 03:23Just to line them up and bite their heads off.
03:25 - 03:26I just cannot win."
03:31 - 03:33Nothing. Will change.
03:40 - 03:46Keep looking for a shop that has just one bag.
03:46 - 03:49you could try Lidl, Aldi or Morrisons .
03:53 - 03:56If i don't get any I may as well blow my brains out.