00:00 - 00:03 | Guppy, this is where the PVP'ers and PVE'ers hang out |
00:04 - 00:05 | They are split into two camps |
00:05 - 00:07 | PVP here, PVE here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We passed your message but they declined |
00:12 - 00:15 | to come to gether to discuss a peace accord |
00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, they'll come. |
00:19 - 00:21 | They'll see the light. All will be fine. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Guppy... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They have... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They have already begun to fight. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Insults have been traded. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't believe this will work please leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What is wrong with these people. |
01:15 - 01:17 | Don't they understand anything at all. |
01:18 - 01:23 | It's all about the the joy of the game. |
01:25 - 01:28 | This infighting is tearing us apart. |
01:29 - 01:31 | TFP might as well give up now. |
01:31 - 01:34 | This rift will just cause more suffering. |
01:34 - 01:37 | 7 Days was meant to bring us together. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Not drive a spike in between us. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Guppy, is that a wood spike or wood log spike |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your pie hole. It makes no difference. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Guppy. It makes a huge difference. |
01:48 - 01:52 | No, the result will be the same. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Both sides will think they're right. |
01:56 - 01:57 | The gap will widen until no one is speaking to each other. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Servers will suffer as distrust grows. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Players will dwindle, moving on to other less stressful games |
02:04 - 02:08 | Zombies will run amok as there will be no one to kill them. |
02:08 - 02:13 | The world will go down the toilet. |
02:14 - 02:16 | And believe me I know toilets... |
02:17 - 02:21 | We will all have to start playing Candy Crush again. |
02:27 - 02:29 | My family almost left me over that one. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I played day after day after day. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Never eating, never sleeping... |
02:41 - 02:42 | I will never go back. This has to work. |
02:43 - 02:47 | It has to or by Madmoles keyboard, I will Alt F4 the whole internet. |
02:48 - 02:53 | There will be no airdrops to save anyone. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Nothing will survive the destruction. |
02:56 - 02:59 | It will be as if 7 Days had never existed. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Not even the secret finished copy of A17 |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry I am sure that and Madmoles beard will make it through. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I have vented enough. |
03:19 - 03:23 | We have to try again and much harder. |
03:25 - 03:26 | We must. |
03:31 - 03:33 | The game must reach gold. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Go. Tell Roland to do what he must to calm the masses. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Even if he has to use one of his anecdotes. |
03:53 - 03:56 | God help us. |