Hitler plays tennis against a pusher

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Hitler is very upset that he has to play a pusher in the tournament

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00:00 - 00:03You've been hitting against a wall for too long
00:04 - 00:05There is a 3.5 ladder tournament this weekend
00:05 - 00:07It's at a fancy dress code club outside Berlin
00:08 - 00:12You are in the first draw
00:12 - 00:15The first round is Saturday morning.
00:17 - 00:19I'll breeze through the first round
00:19 - 00:21Let's focus on my 2nd round opponent
00:27 - 00:28 In the first round....
00:31 - 00:33You are playing a pusher in the first round
00:34 - 00:36A god damned pusher
00:53 - 00:58Everyone get out except the Div1 coaches.
01:13 - 01:15I hate pushers!
01:15 - 01:17They don't even play real tennis
01:18 - 01:23I always lose to the pusher
01:25 - 01:28Pusher in the first round ?!?!
01:29 - 01:31Pushers are not even playing real tennis!
01:31 - 01:34I control the rally ball.
01:34 - 01:37He coughs up a short ball.
01:37 - 01:40I hit my approach right into the net.
01:40 - 01:42You're not as good as you think you are.
01:42 - 01:46I have a 4.5 forehand.... when it's hit directly to me
01:46 - 01:48You are trying to play too aggressively.
01:48 - 01:52I try to finish the point at the net, and then my volley goes long.
01:53 - 01:54The pusher never takes a risk.
01:56 - 01:57Why does the pusher even play tennis?
01:57 - 02:00What enjoyment does he get?
02:00 - 02:03All he does is hit drop shots.
02:04 - 02:08Once I go to the net, he just lobs me.
02:08 - 02:13Over and over. Drop shot. Lob. Drop shot. Lob.
02:14 - 02:16I waste all my energy running around and I lose the point.
02:17 - 02:21I can't play a pusher in the first round
02:27 - 02:29I should quit the game
02:30 - 02:34I'll never beat the pusher
02:34 - 02:3699% of the time, he hits it back one more time
02:41 - 02:42Even a new racket can't help me
02:43 - 02:47Even new strings can't help me
02:48 - 02:53All those lessons trying to learning to heavy topspin.
02:54 - 02:56What's the point?
02:56 - 02:59I paid all you coaches good money
03:00 - 03:02The pusher should be banned from the league
03:04 - 03:07Not your fault, he can't hit more than 3 balls in a row
03:14 - 03:16If I start to push now
03:19 - 03:23I'll never make it to 4.0
03:25 - 03:26My maniac strokes are not reliable for matches yet.
03:31 - 03:33One lesson a week was a waste of time
03:40 - 03:46I'm going to hit like a maniac against the pusher
03:46 - 03:49If I lose, at least he will respect the 3 points I decisively win
03:53 - 03:56Did you already pay the $60 registration fee?