Gibson's Diversification

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Gibson's Diversification causes a tense moment in the boardroom

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00:00 - 00:03A new Firebird X shipment goes out tomorrow,
00:04 - 00:05... and jackets and coffee cups
00:05 - 00:07 to Berlin and Posdam.
00:08 - 00:12Numbers for our licensed underwear
00:12 - 00:15are sagging, but surely we'll pull them back up.
00:17 - 00:19How are the hairbrushes doing?
00:19 - 00:21I thought of those myself, you know.
00:24 - 00:26Dear Leader
00:27 - 00:28Steiner -- Steiner
00:31 - 00:33Steiner couldn't close the deal on hairbrushes.
00:34 - 00:36The bond-holders said that was too much.
00:53 - 00:58If I have already screamed at you today, please leave the room immediately.
01:13 - 01:15What the actual FUCK?
01:15 - 01:17Who do they think they are?
01:18 - 01:23I'll spend their money any goddamned way I please, once it's loaned.
01:25 - 01:28Who are they to tell me no?
01:29 - 01:31The hairspray still rolls out next week.
01:31 - 01:34They're not the boss of me. I am HJ!
01:34 - 01:37I'll make Gibson suppositories if I goddamned well please!
01:37 - 01:40Or Gibson fucking tampons!
01:40 - 01:42Dear Leader, the tampon market is too cyclical for accurate --
01:42 - 01:46Cycles! Those too! Gibson bicycles, in 1800 colors!
01:46 - 01:48Not candy apple pink again!
01:48 - 01:52I'll make candy apple black if I want!
01:53 - 01:54It's my company!
01:56 - 01:57Those bondholders don't know shit!
01:57 - 02:00NO ONE knows business like me. NO ONE.
02:00 - 02:03Whose idea was the Firebird X?
02:04 - 02:08Or the Zoot Suit SG? That was ME.
02:08 - 02:13I'll buy Onkyo if I want to! Or make cheese graters!
02:14 - 02:16I'll buy fucking Chrysler if I want to!
02:17 - 02:21We can build Gibson Hemis and outsell Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29Those bondholders don't know shit.
02:30 - 02:34I've run this company for 30 years.
02:34 - 02:36They think I've learned nothing?
02:41 - 02:42Nothing?
02:43 - 02:47I know more about denim jackets and coffee cups than they'll ever learn!
02:48 - 02:53And now they want me to sell my equity?
02:54 - 02:56Well, they can go to Hell.
02:56 - 02:59I'm not selling anything but toasters and long johns!
03:00 - 03:02"Gibson" will be on every hunter's ass!
03:04 - 03:07It's a shame he discontinued the organic nail polish.
03:14 - 03:16No, I'm going nowhere.
03:19 - 03:23I'm riding this one into the ground.
03:25 - 03:26The bitter end.
03:31 - 03:33All the way.
03:40 - 03:46If they don't extend the loan, it's THEM killing an American icon.
03:46 - 03:49Not me, and not my diversification.
03:53 - 03:56It's on them.